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skim milk - heath cottengim lyrics

[intro: heath cottengim]
back at it again
with a delicious collab
yo let me get a gl-ss before i start this
twenty-two years of drinking milk and i haven’t had the
chance to voice my appreciation, ’til now
here we go

[verse 1: heath cottengim]
before i mention my unquenchable thirst, first let me
dedicate a verse to the best bev ever served
learn to love this gift from above
top shelf, to itself, in a white gallon jug
just a colored cap, to distinguish the flavor
best way to put a rainbow in your refrigerator
no debate though, skim is the winner
has been since the invention of breakfast, lunch, and dinner
it ain’t even a health thing
more like a first sip, worship nothing else thing
and it ain’t by big dairy neither, no this
pro bono flow goes from me to your speakers ‘cause
i got a bone to pick, i don’t want you
soy sipping suckers saying milk makes you bloat again
introducin’ a new trend
intolerance is out, lactose is in, i came to
win, so submit to the sickest of liquids
kids don’t need a quiz to know that skim is
two percent might be fine for the day care
but for my palate, you’re 98 of the way there
pour one out for the king of the drinks
and keep conan away from your sink
no other liquid need exist
if skim milk would sing it would sound like this

[hook: alejandro gomez]
ooo
whatcha gonna do?
when your cereal is dry
or you need a drink to wash down all that
food
yes it’s true
there’s no need to cry
spilling me is part of life

[interlude: heath cottengim]
you know, this track is no one-person task
$uper cash take over while i finish this gl-ss

[verse 2: $uper cash]
skim milk, my beverage of choice
every time i consume it, i soon rejoice
walk into the kitchen, open up the fridge and
chug down that drink, like i lost my voice
but i didn’t, luckily because, then i couldn’t preach
the word of the milk, through a verse, almost as ill
as the milk tastes great, when it is fat free
at the market peeping milk prices, skim is the cheapest
can’t believe it, this is the best
beverage for the least, i’m dreaming
except i’m not because then i went and bought
a couple jugs, downed one in the parking lot
still with a full wallet in my pocket
and my profits virtually un stopped
no meal is complete, without a tall gl-ss
these buffoons claim 2% is better, that’s a false fact
but whatever, more for me
and so i can’t complain, but still i feel pity
for all of these people who’ve never felt equal
to how one does when they’ve got the ski-
double m to the -ilk
flowing through their throat, they think that thrill
is at all comparable, to something that is terrible
unbearable to think they never will
experience a taste that makes, them so happy
after one sip they, will be clapping
only thing in the universe, that’s as fat-free
and as white as me

[hook: alejandro gomez]
ooo
whatcha gonna do?
when your cereal is dry
or need a drink to wash down all that
food
yes it’s true
there’s no need to cry
spilling me is part of life

[outro: alejandro gomez]
ooo
nothing new
i’ve been doing this since ‘63
when louis found how to make me taste
good. yes you should
consume three gl-sses a day
or try getting calcium some other way

- heath cottengim lyrics

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