wiiwii - haydn startzel lyrics
[verse 1: beamer]
joystick, playing on my wii, (ah) she’s sitting on my weewee (ahh)
french kiss, she says oui oui, eat french fries off her titties (ahh)
mario kart i drift and sh*t, it’s an art when she’s l!ckin’ it
i’m sick and sh*t i really am, princess peach got meat in hand (ayy)
play as yoshi, ’cause my tongue reaches for her b00bies (uhh)
i’m a pirate record the movies, booty’s the only thing i do see (aha)
we like to super smash ’cause you is bad it caused you a rash (huh huh)
“who is that? who is that? get to your room with your stupid ass!”
[verse 2: haydn]
b*tch you can trust that i’ve played all the games
and in the end it’s all the same
take the dame, f*ck her sane
leave her there forget her name
if that’s the sport you wanna play
f*ck all day then go away
go to select, and press a
what’s up? it’s haydn it’s me
don’t be startled don’t be scared ’cause i’m not scary
just do me a favor, and listen closely
bend over a bit and hold b
baby, won’t you say, “oui” (mhmm)
to you and me for a week up in paris (okay)
i got a new game today and it’s called d (ooh)
out the case, in her hands, into her wii
and i don’t care how much you weigh, skinny chicks are a cliche
just as long as you say yea to a d in your a, ayy, oh, that’s, yeah scratch that, no
boot up the box, pick up the controller
strippers in gta give me a b*n*r
while i play the game she want me in bed bed
start up red dead and i get head head
nba 2k shootin’ hoops
b*tch warm me up like her name is soup
f*ck fortnite and f*ck the loot
if you play that you have no chance at cooch
b*tch bother me askin’ me for my seed
but get off b*tch ’cause i’m playin’ assassin’s creed
sh*t gets nasty, she got scurvy
like yo, what the f*ck? this ain’t sea of thieves
but the ps4 and xbone ain’t where it’s at
if you want a great game you gotta go back
to the wii days, the mario galaxy days
the epic mickey days, the watchin’ her pee days!
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