a little bit of cucumber - harry champion lyrics
a little bit of cucumber lyrics
[verse 1]
i was weaned on cucumber
and on my wedding day
sitting down to supper when
the guests had gone away
my old darling said to me
“you must be hungry, joe!
what is it you fancy?” i
said, “fancy! don’t you know?”
[chorus]
“i like pickled onions
i like piccalilli
pickled cabbage is alright
with a bit of cold meat on sunday night
i can go termartoes
but what i do prefer
is a little bit of cu*cum*cu*cum*cu*cum
little bit of cucumber.”
[verse 2]
i went flying in the air
with my old college chum
suddenly he said to me
“we’re bound for kingdom come!
is there anything on your mind
before you wear a crown?”
i began to shake and said
“writе this confession down:
[chorus]
“i like pickled onions
i likе piccalilli
pickled cabbage is alright
with a bit of cold meat on sunday night
i can go termartoes
but what i do prefer
is a little bit of cu*cum*cu*cum*cu*cum
little bit of cucumber.”
[verse 3]
sev’ral years of married life
have brought me lots of joys
i don’t know how many girls
i think it’s fourteen boys
when the last one came to town
it nearly turned my head
it was marked with a cucumber
and the fust words that it said
[chorus]
“i like pickled onions
i like piccalilli
pickled cabbage is alright
with a bit of cold meat on sunday night
i can go termartoes
but what i do prefer
is a little bit of cu*cum*cu*cum*cu*cum
little bit of cucumber.”
[verse 4]
to the lord mayor’s banquet i
got in one foggy day
when i saw the grub it took
my appetite away:
“sparrowgrass” and chaffinches
and pigs*head stuffed with jam!
i said to the waiter there
“you don’t know who i am!”
[chorus]
“i like pickled onions
i like piccalilli
pickled cabbage is alright
with a bit of cold meat on sunday night
i can go termartoes
but what i do prefer
is a little bit of cu*cum*cu*cum*cu*cum
little bit of cucumber.”
[chorus]
“i like pickled onions
i like piccalilli
pickled cabbage is alright
with a bit of cold meat on sunday night
i can go termartoes
but what i do prefer
is a little bit of cu*cum*cu*cum*cu*cum
little bit of cucumber.”
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