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the animals at jason's bar & grill - halfnelson lyrics

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walkin’ the street, looks like it’s time to eat
i head for jason’s grill
when i get there, i order burgers (a pair)
a side of stacks and slaw, please (jason!)
“please sir, don’t sit there
that seat is saved for a girl with short hair”
“thank you.”

quite suddenly, the patrons cease to eat
eighty eyes all fixed on the doors
when what to their wandering eyes should appear
but a moose, a dog, a mouse, and a deer! (yeah)
dearly, will they come in? (it’s coming in!)

jason’s grill has never witnessed
discrimination based on race or on creed
this must be a test case coming
confrontation coming, people will bleed
prissy, gulp your chowder fast
finish up your hash
jason, bring my check right now!
no, no, i- no more coffee, tha-anks!

the animal spokesman, he started to speak
the room, it was all hushed
you could hear a meatball fall
as the moose starts slowly toward jason (jason!)
the moose reached into his mane
“buddy, could you give me a quarter’s cha-ange?”

- halfnelson lyrics

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