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makeout club - gym class heroes lyrics

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if i recall correctly
it was the middle of spring
walkin with my boys
contemplating what summer will bring
we started talkin about girls
and it was the funniest thing
as i started remembering some of my funniest flings

see there was ashley
she caught my eye the very second that she p-ssed me
i kissed her once
then she started to har-ss me
she called all night long
i had to buy a brand new phone

and let me see
there was melanie
to have a mouth like that should be a felony
wouldn’t believe half the sh-t that she was tellin me
i mean dirty vocab
she used to talk like she was grown

and after that there was tiffany
the one with the cute cousin
are you kiddin’ me?
she had a man
but that didn’t mean sh-t to me
he tried to catch us all the time
but i was just to god d-mn smooth

and i can’t forget to mention carrie
but that situation quickly got scary
cuz after two days she’s like ‘let’s get married’
can you believe that sh-t?
i had to pack my bags and move!

(chorus)
they say i gotta change my evil ways
and i’m workin hard at it every day but
no matter what i do
i seem to make the same mistakes that i’m tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say
but no matter what i do
i seem to make the same mistakes that i’m tryin not to

i’ll always remember monica
the jewish chick
she’d always give me gifts for hanukkah
to met her folks, she’d try and make me rock a yamaka
but she looked so d-mn good
she almost made my -ss convert

and after that there was lisa
you know she had a twin sister, teresa
i bumped into them at cam’s gettin’ pizza
the greatest night of my life
schlep’s the rock that k!ll two birds

and there was erica
she had the stankest breath in north america
i tried to slip her tic-tacs
but they were scared of her
and when we made out
i always had to plug my nose

and i suppose you know your sister
chill, i swear my hand to god
i only kissed her
i gotta foot fetish
but she gotta lota blisters
i mean, hammer-time feet
you think she had dead bugs for toes

(chorus)
they say i gotta change my evil ways
and i’m workin hard at it every day but
no matter what i do
i seem to make the same mistakes that i’m tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say
but no matter what i do
i seem to make the same mistakes that i’m tryin not to

yo matt, remember catherine?
she talked so much
i used to make her bring me aspirin
blah, blah blah blah
i’m doin fine thanks for askin
i even tried to make a muzzle
but her mouth would just not quit

and oh sh-t
remember shawna
i hate to bring her up again
i didn’t want her
that girl i talked about
in “that girl’s a dog” song
yea, the poster girl from paxil
almost made me lose my grip

and oh sh-t
there was krystal
the meth head
she used to sniff like a fist full
one time she chased me down the street with a pistol
she tried to say i took her stash
she bugged out and tried to k!ll my -ss

and at last we got kimmy
she went abroad
came back
and broke up with me
and so i ripped up all them letters that she sent me
i cried for like 3 days
then it was back to my evil ways

(chorus)
they say i gotta change my evil ways
and i’m workin hard at it every day but
no matter what i do
i seem to make the same mistakes that i’m tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say
but no matter what i do
i seem to make the same mistakes that i’m tryin not to

(chorus)
they say i gotta change my evil ways
and i’m workin hard at it every day but
no matter what i do
i seem to make the same mistakes that i’m tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say
but no matter what i do
i seem to make the same mistakes that i’m tryin not to

- gym class heroes lyrics

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