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tony abbott has a miniscule ding dong - grunchshot lyrics

[intro: clive palmer]
…and it’s quite clear, that we’re number one in the world, in uh, suicide. i couldn’t give a stuff!
why are we gonna do it? this report tells us we should. cause we’re number one in the world
they’ve all got parents, so commit suicide, tony abbott, yeah?

[chorus: twitter]
(non*lyrical vocals)
i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn with hot men in it
i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn with hot men in it

[verse 1: pigeoned]
tony abbott has a tiny little ding*dong
me though, yeah, i have a really large one
shooting you in the head with a submarine gun
f*ck, i meant to type submachine
smoking on that methylenedioxymethamphetamine
i will never get the moderna covid*19 vaccine
pull up to the abandoned kitten, like “d*mn, 150 grams of protein”
i am looking at g*y p*rn on my computer screen
that b*tch cum look like mayonnaise
am i mentally stable? nah, i’ve seen better days
i hate sundays, mondays, tuesdays, and wednesdays
how often do i f*ck b*tches? always
oh, i forgot, this is meant to be a tony abbott callout
shot that b*tch in the head, yeah, he bled out
then i fed that b*tch 15 brussels sprouts
[chorus: twitter & sweet ambience]
(non*lyrical vocals)
i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn with hot men in it
i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn, i love g*y p*rn with hot men in it
(f*ck you!)
(yelling)

[verse 2: no name, hamo underscore, clive palmer]
hi, my name is jake, i was destined to fail
me and my mum live at 12* (you can’t say that)
i went to jail, no one paid my bail
my mum’s quite a religious person, but she’ll go straight to h*ll
i said h*llo to a couple of mates
a fella named john who nearly died from the bong
now if you’re listening to this song, shib shib means thong
so commit sui*sui*sui*suicide, tony abbott!

[verse 3: sweet ambience]
that all got picked up somewhat, by the way
you think anyone in the house is gonna hear this and be concerned?
me too
my first feature, and i’m coughin’
he’s like a little ball of sh*t, right?
(coughing)

[outro: jake hanna & voicemail]
hi, this is jacob, i’ll call you back
“please leave a detailed message after the tone. when you have finished recording, you may hang up, or press 1 for more options.”

- grunchshot lyrics

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