hooray for captain spaulding - groucho marx lyrics
[everyone in the song sings except zeppo, who talk-sings]
[zeppo, talk-singing]
there’s something that i’d like to state
that he’s too modest to relate
the captain is a moral man
sometimes he finds it trying
[groucho]
this fact i’ll emphasize with stress:
i never take a drink unless
somebody’s buying!
[party guests]
the captain is a very moral man!
[zeppo, talk-singing]
if he hears anything obscene
he’ll naturally repel it
[groucho]
i hate a dirty joke i do
unless it’s told by someone whooo —
knows how to tell it!
[party guests]
the captain is a very moral man!
hooray for captain spaulding
the african explorer!
[groucho]
did someone call me schnorer?
[party guests]
hooray hooray hooray!
[zeppo, talk-singing]
he went into the jungle
where all the monkeys throw nuts
[groucho]
if i stay here i’ll go nuts
[party guests]
hooray hooray hooray!
he put all his reliance
in courage and defiance
and risked his life for science!
[groucho]
hey hey!
[margaret dumont]
he is the only white man
who covered every acre —
[groucho]
i think i’ll try and make her!
[party guests]
hooray hooray hooray!
he put all his reliance
in courage and defiance
and risked his life for science
[groucho]
hey hey!
[party guests]
hooray for captain spaulding
the african explorer!
he brought his name undying fame
and that is why we say:
hooray! hooray! hooray!
[groucho, spoken]
my friends, i am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. and i want you to know –
[party guests]
hooray for captain spaulding
the african explorer!
he brought his name undying fame
and that is why we say:
hooray! hooray! hooray!
[groucho, spoken]
my friends, i am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. and i want you to know –
[party guests]
hooray for captain spaulding
the african explorer!
he brought his name undying fame
and that is why we say:
hooray! hooray! hooray!
[groucho, spoken]
my friends, i am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. and i want you to know –
[groucho, singing]
hooray for captain spaulding
the african (mumble)
(spoken): well, somebody’s gotta do it!
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