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godzilla vs harry truman - gridline studios lyrics

[intro]
gridline rap battles
harry truman
vs
godzilla!
begin

[verse 1 * godzilla (freshy k*n*l)]
i’m the pinnacle reptile, call me monster zero*one
with the size to back up my rhyme sk!ll, second to none
i’m a mic destroyah, you know i spit fire
here’s a fair deal, i won’t crush you if you retire
you are puny, mortal, too emasculate for a foe
you’re as unguarded as the last time you stepped down from your post
i made king kong my b*tch, even the avengers couldn’t harm me
now i’m dunking on your raps, like i did to charles barkley
there’s not a single thing you’ve done that’s ever turned a profit
the original failed businessman to be elected to office
you’ve got nothing to say, but this monsterverse was legendary
you can’t beat this, so go on then. give me h*ll, harry
[verse 2 * harry truman (raichous)]
i was sipping bourbon when i was called to fight an iguana
now it’s time to tip the scales on this stuntman in a condom
i’m a true man, i speak my mind, just look through the doctrine
and i’m not the only office that has bombs worth dropping
i can see the headlines already, print says: “truman beats godzilla”
’cause, despite your snickery, your films are far too vanilla
you dunk into the ocean, perhaps to hide from cps, i see
but that freak of kid’s defense is likely throwing his eggs at me

[verse 3 * godzilla (freshy k*n*l)]
kaiju not tell that when you’re outmatched? i’m known for wiping our armies
so this ancient waste of office sp*ce could never hope to scar me
after one sh*tty season, it’s time to end the truman show
’cause i tore down your rhymes like i devastated tokyo

[verse 4 * harry truman (raichous)]
i’m not exactly the one to hinder upon the churches
but your revival did that for me, by rendering the “god” worthless
i haberdashed your chances of resurgence of rhymes
as i plunged your ass back in the sea for the final time

[verse 5 * godzilla (freshy k*n*l)]
eisen*howah ’bout you retreat, or i’ll just end your term early
you’d need an oxygen*destroyer to pardon this turkey
the king of monsters just sent another peasant straight to jail
this old man’s just frustrated ’cause, like his organs, he failed
[verse 6 * harry truman (raichous)]
i’m a seasoned veteran, you’re a brine*spitting toad
even dewey could defeat you! there’s your headline, chicago
so i’ll seal the deal against this threat from the far east
i spit phat rhymes to beat you, now a fat man to k!ll this beast

- gridline studios lyrics

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