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chris mclean vs jason voorhees - gridline studios lyrics

(intro)
gridline rap battles!
chris mclean!
vs…
jason voorhees!

(verse 1: jason voorhees)
rising from the grave, looks like jason lives
what is this, dramarama? i’m not here to f*ckin’ babysit
[?] idol, but your plots move even slower
so now this k!ller bass is coming for a screaming gopher
my silence launched screams and leeched off survivors
you sound like you were voiced by a surfer from fiverr
you use your show as an excuse for you to pick on kids
“total drama” my ass, you’re on some jigsaw sh*t
i’ve been to sp*ce and the future and my sh*t’s more grounded
should i have put this in a song for you to wrap your head around it?
your jaggеd head’s getting washed up on this jеrsey shore
trust me, i’ve dealt with annoying psychopaths before

(verse 2: chris mclean)
alright, campers! to qualify for your next meal
your challenge for today is to figure out this dude’s deal
[?] on me all you want, this mama’s boy should change his pampers
’cause it looks like someone’s not a very happy camper
when you fell in the lake, i bet you probably p*ssed in fear
but your view of the bottom must’ve been crystal clear
i can tell you’re not the smartest, giving headstarts to your targets
i’m the host with the most!
(verse 3: jason voorhees)
on what, criminal charges?
if the goal of your show was to leave people frightened
then it blew up in your face worse than pakithew island
your psyche is fueled by others’ pain and despair
like dude, how the f*ck are you still on the air?!
[?] but that was a low*effort clone
let me show you real action when you’re in the woods alone
my k!ll count is boundless, bet you wish you could match it
you got chef, though i do better work with a hatchet
you’re the craziest, unique*est foe i’ve ever faced
did it ever dawn on you that’s why you got replaced?

(verse 4: chris mclean)
hah, good one, gretzky, but i gotta stop ya
’cause your fame’s sinking faster than camp wawanakwa
ey, yo, take it easy, i know you’re in a cruel mood
but taking my campers from me? not cool, dude
any camper in the woods may find this zombie solo
but i know who pulls the strings of this swampy quasimodo
if that rings a bell, unless my story’s wrong
i’m referring to the arch*back of voter dawn
you’re known for a series where every entry is lame
so your immunity won’t protect you from the dock of shame
don’t rock the boat of losers, more than ties may be severed
now go to h*ll, jason, and don’t come back. ever
(outro)
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
gridliiiine… rap… rap… rap… rap… battles!

- gridline studios lyrics

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