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captain olimar vs nic cage - gridline studios lyrics

[intro]
gridline rap battles
captain olimar
vs
nic caaaaage
begin!

[verse 1 * nic cage (zawesome)]
i’m nic cage! flow’s insane! i spit crood, ghost rider
movie gold got! they sold lots! i’m so cool, ghost rider
i’ve read up on your people, they have a passion for treasure
but don’t try to bring me to hocotate, cause i’m a national treasure
however, i’m not greedy; people wanna see me
especially ones so teeny
teeny weenie when they see me with babes in bikinis makin’ dollar
don barzini
top dog
i go raw when i blaze y’all
like doo doo, gone in a second
don’t need more to leave this vegan dead and wrecked and
firstly, did i say i’m nic cage? i’m so s*xy
secondly, i’m stealing this battle like a chihuahua, allegedly
f*ck kathleen for that, she made herself an enemy

[verse 2 * captain olimar (mr. tibbs)]
i’m too busy smoking fat doobies
a dream blunt rotation between me and my boy louie
[verse 3 * nic cage (zawesome)]
i thought this would be a breeze, but he’s deflected me with ease
maybe i should bring up pikmin 3, but he wasn’t really in pikmin 3
maybe bring up the gamecube
or how his third game flopped on the wii
no, that’s not true! also that’s the u, not the wii!

[verse 4 * an irs agent (mr. tibbs)]
mr. cage, sorry to interrupt. please step into my office
i was looking at your tax reports, i’m noticing some odd losses
so, we have a few things to discuss. i’ve got your w*2, 1099
your 1098, and there’s a few questions on my mind
such as: how is it that a man who’s worth 45 million in assets
acquire all these bad debts? let’s get down to brass tacks
you own 15 houses and 22 vehicles
including 9 rolls royces, and i guess a t*rex skull
you owe a lot in back tax, so do what it takes to get stacks
fast cash to get in the black, that’s a tax lien back

[verse 5 * nic cage (zawesome) & an irs agent (mr. tibbs)]
come on, man, cut me some slack! i was almost the man of steel
what about him? he owes money! you know he’s also not real
so. face/off? mine now. con air? belongs to me
that can’t be! what about speed? well, that was keanu reeves

[verse 6 * an irs agent (mr. tibbs)]
but, yeah, that’s what we call “paying what you owe”
don’t try to run or hide, the government always knows
so get your overacting ass back to acting trashy indies
use that family name of yours to pay us back those millies
and the paper trail was obvious. i mean, dude, what did you think
that we just let hollywood elite get away with tax fraud? wink
[outro}
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
gridline rap battles!

- gridline studios lyrics

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