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birdwater highway - grand buffet lyrics

[chorus]
if you’re ready for the salad bar, let us know
every victory’s initially an obstacle
within every foe having met defeat
waits a beneficial energy to be released

[verse]
multi*vitamin full canteen, compass typical boy scout routine
but i earn no merit badges after completing a task
silently seated i’m striking flint against steel
turning sparks into flames into hand*cooked meals
i get about five hours sleep then i’m on my feet again
meeting men needing natural survivalist tips
but that is not my trip
the rapture came and went leaving me here in the dust
i didn’t make the cut, my dreams were not polluted enough
on the day his mighty hand descended to rescue his believers
i became the proud owner of thousands of abandoned golden retrievers
and we would load them onto flat bed fords
drive around trading them for precious metals and circuit boards
but when the new age denominations acquired psychic weapons
i wandered off the grid in fear of programming sessions
during the conflict a grounded satellite was my saving grace from laser lights
probing the smoky mountains hoping to happen upon
this well*equipped protagonist wearing a davey crockett hat
chalk*full of pocket*sized dismantling tools
to the survivors with kids in need of disciplinarian rules
give ’em crew cuts and a few bucks and atop their heads
put a crown of braided blood*red meat to keep them trackable and well*fed
[chorus]
if you’re ready for the salad bar, let us know
every victory’s initially an obstacle
within every foe having met defeat
waits a beneficial energy to be released

[outro]
come one, come all, be they man or beast
they’ll end up another skull on our mantle piece
come one, come all, be they man or beast
they’ll end up another skull on our mantle piece

- grand buffet lyrics

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