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gradient tries to sing, “mixed messages ~ tom cardy” - gradient-0 lyrics

[verse 1]
it’s sunday night and you’re at home all alone
last night was great, it was our very first date
so now it’s time to pull out my phone
gonna send you somethin’ real quick
it ain’t gonna be a d*ck pic, no, no
romance needs clarity
but baby, that don’t work for me, i’m sendin’

[chorus]
mixed messages
mixed messages
i send the first text in a cute way
and then i don’t reply for seven f*ckin’ days, yeah
mixed messages
mixed messages
oh, you text me what night am i free
and i reply, “yes.” full stop

[verse 2]
i send you a little smiley face
so you send me back a little smiley face
and then i say, “hey,” and so you write back, “hey”
and i say, “‘hey’ what?”
and you say, “you said ‘hey’ first”
and i say, “okay
‘croissant emoji’, f*ck you”
[chorus]
mixed messages
mixed messages
one second, i say you’re very pretty
and then i show up at your house and i kick your dog, yeah
mixed messages
mixed messages
i pay for the dog’s veterinary bills
but then i punch your dad in the d*ck, ha*ha*ha*ha*ha

[verse 3]
now we’re going to a hospital
just me, you, and your dad in the back of an ambulance
and even with your dad’s broken d*ck
the air is thick with s*xual tension
i’m really sorry for punchin’ your dad in the d*ck
i won’t do it again
you make me shake his hands and promise
but as i do, i ball up my other fist, and i
punch your dad in the d*ck again
i punch your dad in his broken d*ck again
you think i’m s*xy, i’m being mysterious
sendin’ you these mi*mixed messages
you say, “stop punchin’ my dad’s d*ck”
i say, “okay,” but then i wink
so you grab both of my hands quick
stopping my third attempt to punch your dad’s d*ck
oh, baby, you’ve played this game before
too bad, i’ve played a little bit more
you got my both my hands, so i use my head
i headb*tt your dad’s pants in the back of an ambulance
and between the headb*tts, our eyes lock as we’re holding hands
and we can’t help but kiss over your dad’s not once
twice, thrice broken d*ck
[chorus]
mixed messages
mixed messages
i say i love you in a cute way
and then i punch your dad’s d*ck every day
mixed messages
mixed messages
tell your dad that i’m sorry
but then punch him in his d*ck again

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