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playing wii sports in the shower - ginger $napz (owen litehiser) lyrics

(owen)
wake up in the morning, 6:00 am, i gotta shower
go in with the power glove i’m washing with the power
i’m the best at wii sports i make all the others cower
spit hot bars like i ate a fire flower

my b*lls? you better devour
you can call me a toxic warhead cuz they are sour
burnt out like the johto tin tower
i will not make a joke about the twin towers

boxing these b*tches cuz i got mad hoes
kicking things wearing red like i’m mario, bro
better look out because i’ll p**p on your toes
f*ck splatoon girls, they are kalimari hoes

what you pickin luigi for? he’s cr*p
pull up on your booty take a nap like snorlax
everybody knows that you’re a virgin i’m a chad
pull up on my wiener i’ll be the best s*x you’ve ever had

jump up on your ass like i’m a goomba
all these girls spinnin round me like a koopa
suck up your remains like a little roomba
i’ll ride up on your girl like timone on pumba

oh my god like wario
hit you with my honda civic car*io
kick you in the nutsuck like mario
gobble up your b*lls like agar.io

(matt)
my name’s matt, i go in hard
i’ll mess you up like a dnd bard
call me the manager like andy bernard
get outta my yard
you activated my trap card

wrecking your ass like an ib exam
i’m sorry but i do not like deez nuts and ham
i can save you money like general sam
in the back of a taxicab with a cam

you can’t rap, your rhymes ain’t funny
you look like you have a bmi of two twenty
i will hold your dog for ransom money
call me philadelphia cuz i‘m always sunny

slurp on your p*ssy like it is a gogurt
don’t mess with me cuz i go sicko mogurt
nut on your b*tt and give you my brogurt
i cheated on your wife in boots like progurt

sidekick punch d*ck, kick you in the jaw
i’m the best f*ckin boxer that you ever saw
i’m a literal god so you can call me allah
i’m the motherf*cker that shot jah

spotlight, moonlight, f*ck up on a fleshlight
i k!lled thanos, popeye, and all might
in the world of boxing yeah i’m the greatest
big purple b*lls in your face like the grapist

o: w*

m:
shut up b*tch, i’m not finished
world record holder cuz i am the guinness
when i beat you i’ll teabag you like i’m british
your wackass rhymes make me sick green like spinach

you think that you can battle me? b*tch that is insanity
saitama, he*man, vegeta, and sh*ggy were no match for me
i’ll pound you into cattle meat and down you with some antifreeze
i am nastily committing billions of casualties

o:
bounce back like a motherf*cking basketball
anti vax mom, you don’t even f*cking ask at all
i’m cooking up a brainstorm, b*tch this isn’t even my final form

a murder has been witnessed; it is yours, i admit that i was scared in the beginning that my strength would diminish against your sk!ll but turns out you’re just sh*ttish and you have reached your limit, i’m a spitting image of your defeat i’ll beat you in less than a minute i’m about to win it
after i’m through with you you’re gonna need a clinic because i just roasted your 3 inches, kicking your ass is my one and only interest you mother f*cking son of a gymnast

- ginger napz owen litehiser lyrics

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