last night (parody) - ginger billy lyrics
[intro]
last night i drank too much alcohol
i text my ex*girlfriend and i said that we need to talk
she said that her restrainin’ order’s still in effect
well, then i guess that meant i still can’t come over yet
well every time that
[verse 1]
liquor bottle hets my lips
i start drunk texting my ex*girlfriends
asking if i can see their tits
then promise i’ll delete the pic
and you, you know i ain’t all right
when i drink all that jim beam
i might just ask you to touch on my wee*wee
[chorus]
’cause you know last night i drank too much alcohol
i text my ex*girlfriend and i said that we need to talk
she said that her restainin’ order’s still in effect
well then i guess that means i still can’t come over yet
i drunk texted last night (last night)
i drunk texted last night (last night)
[verse 2]
well it was last night i got real drunk
asked you if i could touch your b*tt
you told your daddy i called you a sl*t
i did donuts toar the yard all up
and then, i called your mom a hoe
the cops took me to jail
i drunk texted asked if you could pay my bail
[chorus]
because last night i drank too much alcohol
i text my ex*girlfriend and i said that we need to talk
she said that her restrainin’ order’s still in effect
well then i guess that means i still can’t come over yet
i stayed in jail all night and tried to act real tough
this big scary man asked if we can snuggle up
he’s doing 15 years for armed robbery and grand theft
he says i’ll be his girlfriend before the nights over with
i drunk texted last night (last night)
i drunk texted last night (last night)
[outro]
i know i said that i would not get drunk and text you again
but baby this liquor is telling me i still got a chance
i drunk texted last night (last night)
idrung texted last night (last night)
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