making whoopee - geoff brooke lyrics
[intro]
now listen, fellas!
if you’re thinkin’ of gettin’ married, before you make a move
take a look at what’s in store, that’s my advice
and before you go and sign on the well known dotted line
look out, whatever you do, think twice
[verse 1]
another bride, another june
another sunny honeymoon
another season, another reason
for makin’ whoopee
[verse 2]
there’s a lot of shoes and a lot of rice
the groom is nervous, he answers twice
it’s really k!llin’, man, he’s willin’
for makin’ whoopee
[bridge 1]
picturе a little love nest
down whеre the roses cling
then imagine the same sweet love nest
think what a year can bring
[verse 3]
he’s washin’ dishes and baby clothes
the boy’s ambitious, he even sews
so don’t forget, folks, that’s what you get, folks
for makin’ whoopee
[interlude]
now, fellas, this isn’t just for you bridegrooms, the bachelors can pay attention too!
[verse 4]
when chorus girls and movie stars
all feature pearls and private cars
it’s not their voices that get rolls royces
it’s makin’ whoopee
[verse 5]
i knew two girlfriends way up north
they both got snowbound till march the fourth
one made a sweater, but one did better
she made some whoopee
[bridge 2]
down through the countless ages
i’ve seen it everywhere
some fella makes good wages
then some female takes her share
[verse 6]
she calls him “toodles” and rolls her eyes
she makes him strudels and bakes him pies
and what’s it all for? just so he’ll fall for
that makin’ whoopee
[outro]
ah, yes, brother—beware!
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