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rapping cow - gatis kandis lyrics

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gatis: “so you are a talking cow.”
cow: “yes.”
gatis: “what else can you do?”
cow: “i can rap.”
gatis: “okay let’s see that.”
cow: “give me a beat.”
gatis: “okay. here you go.”

[short beat instrumental]

i, i am a cow!… and i say moo!
and eat gr-ss and give milk and doo! (that’s p–p!)
and i do not need a loo
i just do it like a kangaroo

gatis: “hold on. can you change the subject please?”

i do not want to be in this too
much rather would prefer to be in the zoo
where i would have a double room with a beau
and there would also be a c-ck or two

singing to me every morning “c-ck-a-doodle-doo”
or a cuckoo bird singing.. “coo coo”

and the farmer would use the very best shampoo
to wash my hair while i chew on this brand new shoe

and then he would bring my breakfast menu
and i put have a duck with a shoots of a bamboo

gatis: “what??”

yeah, that’s right
i’m sick and tired of being vegetarian
that’s pretty much like being pee-destrian
which reminds me i need my own car
and also custom made oversized cow bra

gatis: “are you serious?… why?”

because i’m unique and a very special cow
anyone meeting me for the first time says wow
anycow, it’s time for my nap so i’m gonna have to say goodbye for now

gatis: “okay… bye, cow…” -sniffs- “bye, cow…”

- gatis kandis lyrics

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