the toilet paper caper ft. favtrip - gas station encounters lyrics
[verse 1]
walk into the favtrip
durag on my head, choose a red, two insane kicks
look up at the clerk who is working the late shift
he don’t look alert, you go first while i gauge this
i ain’t tryna break this money that i made so i’ll save it
set it in my pocket then i “cough cough” like dang it
better not caught this agent that just popped off contagious
that virus got [?]
holy cr*p that’s toilet paper
ima take it, then i place it by my pp sprayer
if you see me in the streets please call me tp caper
wiping feaces, ha ha, hee hee, i’m a thieving w*nker
stealing’s easy when you’re greedy like williams
[chorus]
from the corner back for more
i got these pockets need to fill ’em
looking to score i’ve stolen millions and millions
break the candy from stores i’m grabbing some more
i’m stacking like 4, ah d*mn just 3
i’m jacking some sweets, i really love the [?]
even though they really bad for my t**th
a master of thieves, i’m [?] for free
now back to my g so i can tell him all about the packs that i fleeced
uh, yuh
[verse 2]
what else should i choose
look up at the counter, then look at my shoes
then back at the counter, then look at my dude
then i grab my hoodie, then i grab my du*rag
and my cool glasses, i’m a new man
want some new snackage, got a new plan
now that dude’s cashing out the fuel [?]
so his view’s lacking
gotta use that to my advantage
i want to baggage the package of [?]
i seen it so i need to have it so i grabbed it
now i got it in my hands and i’m feeling
famished and thirsty so here i’m standing
a scurvy bandit looking at the drinks
this is how i planned it, i’m almost at the brink
about to do some magic, it’s time to do my thing
[?] to make it vanish, so please try not to blink
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