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horror stories - gary the cool guy lyrics

[verse 1: gary the cool guy]
i wake up on a sat-rday morning
it’s dark outside
the rain is pouring
i go to my drive and i get in my car
i drive off to walmart to by me a gun
i buy me a chainsaw and 16 hot buns
i buy me an ak, i buy me some drums
i buy all the things because i am drunk
i take them to work with me, all in the trunk
i show to my colleagues, all of my stuff
they scream and they cry, they bolt it and run
i let off a bullet, i let off a ton
but i am not aiming, for great uncle tom
i’m aiming at the plant pot that sits in the corner
inside is a weed, and now it’s a goner
i can’t have that stuff be growing in my town
or else everyone will die, and we all fall down

[verse 2: battts]
one day was quite creepy
and i was feeling quite sleepy
i slowly walked down the hallways
but i had forgotten as always
to describe the incredibly scary room
with the painting of the moon
which reminded me of cheese
so i wanted to eat some of that with two peas
i entered the deadly kitchen
and put myself in position
to open the fridge door
i just wanted nothing more
than an old, store-bought gherkin
because my brain was not working
and so i forgot about the cheese
as i opened the door i fell on my knees
the gherkin had gone missing
king gordy’s tongue it was kissing
the rest was used for baby meth
i soon after made king gordy have an early death
i put some weed inside of his blunt
he let out one final grunt
he fell on the ground there, dead
a weed overdose straight to his head

[verse 3: pooface]
scary sh-t
more scary than ghost
i’m scaring it
i’m more scary than most

scary as f-ck
like an approaching truck

i’m the scariest dude ever
me being scared? never
that was clever
shoutout to garry because he’s scarry

- gary the cool guy lyrics

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