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plymouth county courthouse - gary marshall ellis lyrics

[chorus]
i spent my vacation in the plymouth county courthouse
just goin’ mad in fighting for my life
you could put a mad dog to sleep
but a bedwife you gotta keep
till death do you part

[verse 1]
i went to the courthouse just looking for some justice
but the man then said my equipment was all wrong
“we don’t care what she did
we can’t have men raising kids.”
so they threw me out and gave her everything

[chorus 2]
i spent my vacation in the plymouth county courthouse
just goin’ mad in fighting for my life
you can shoot a no*good horse
but it don’t work with divorce
you’ll pay with feedin’ fodder all your life

[verse 2]
i went through h*ll
just trying to see my children
everytime i called, they weren’t home
i paid my child support
but that don’t matter to the court
she got control of everything
[chorus 3]
i spent my vacation in the plymouth county courthouse
just goin’ mad in fighting for my life
you could say a cow gone dry
and no one would ask you why
just go out and find a brand new source of milk

[verse 3]
the judge and the lawyers
are all in cahoots together
they don’t give a d*mn about fair law
they don’t care if i’m homeless and broke
to the court divorce is a joke
because they’ve stolen everything

[chorus 4]
i spent my vacation in the plymouth county courthouse
just goin’ mad in fighting for my life
you could send a pig to slaughter
and not get in any hot water
you could put some new bacon on to fry

[verse 5]
i went to the courthouse
just beggin’ for some justice
i told a man my marriage was all wrong
“we don’t care if she’s a cheat
we don’t care if you can’t eat.”
so they threw me out
and she does the boyfriend thing
[chorus 6]
i spent my vacation in the plymouth county courthouse
just goin’ mad in fighting for my life
you can skin an old nag mule
but a woman’ll make you look like a fool
marriage won’t last until a woman makes you look like a jackass

[ending]
i spent my vacation in the plymouth county courthouse
just goin’ mad in fighting for my life
you could put a mad dog to sleep
but a bedwife you gotta keep
forever, till death do you part
i spent my vacation in the plymouth county courthouse
just goin’ mad in fighting for my life

- gary marshall ellis lyrics

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