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you're a mean one, mr. grinch - gary hoey lyrics

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you’re a mean one, mr grinch
you really are a heel
you’re as cuddly as a cactus
you’re as charming as an eel
mr. grinch!
you’re a bad banana
with a greasy black peel!

you’re a monster, mr. grinch!
your heart’s an empty hole
your brain is full of spiders
you’ve got garlic in your soul
mr. grinch!
i wouldn’t touch you
with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

you’re a vile one, mr. grinch!
you have termites in your smile
you have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile
mr. grinch!
given the choice between the two of you
i’d take the seasick crocodile!

you’re a foul one, mr. grinch!
you’re a nasty, wasty skunk!
your heart is full of unwashed socks
your soul is full of gunk
mr. grinch!
the three words that best describe you
are as follows, and i quote
“stink, stank, stunk!”

you’re a rotter, mr. grinch!
you’re the king of sinful sots!
your heart’s a dead tomato
splotched with moldy, purple spots
mr. grinch!
your soul is an apalling dump-heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful
-ssortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

you nauseate me, mr. grinch!
with a nauseous super naus!
you’re a crooked jerky jockey
and you drive a crooked hoss
mr. grinch!
you’re a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich
with -rs-nic sauce!

- gary hoey lyrics

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