email female - garret swayne lyrics
given up on tryin’ to meet real-life women
with what they put me through, i couldn’t see no future with ’em
so i bought a computer set
and i got on the internet
and headed out for a little taste of cyberlivin’
well i found me a users group for the sad and lonely
where they don’t even care if you’re skinny, bald or homely
there were thousands to choose from
but i was lookin for a special one
and i finally found my precious one-&-only…
chorus:
she’s my email female
we fit perfectly
we practice safe s-x
electronically
she my email female
she knows what words to say
so i plug in with her every night
from two time zones away
interlude:
we’re always so relaxed around each other
and i never get surprise visits from her mother
i could be sober or drunk
or i could smell just like a skunk
and the message on the screen still reads, “howya doin’, lover!”
bridge:
she’s my cyberhoney, she’s the one i chose
cause i know with her, anything goes
i never need to change the sheets
h-ll i don’t even have to brush my teeth
she’s my email female
she knows what words to say
so i plug in with her every night
from two time zones awaaay
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