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mud detective - gar greatest at rapping lyrics

[intro: ver]
yeah i can admit it
i sipped the fake mud too when i was your age
but now that you get your money up why you’re still sipping that fake stuff
you need to sip that real stuff
that fake sh*t will have you f*cking sh*tting the day after
it’ll have you glued to the toilet

[verse 1: gar]
what you know about the mud
i know that it’s made of dirt
i know if you inject it with a needle then it’s gonna hurt
i know how desperate for my mud she is that’s why she tryna flirt
i got inspectors on alert
if your mud fake no p**p dessert
most people can’t afford real mud so they try to fake it
i don’t condone such peasantry so i’ma show you how they makе it
put manure and sprite in an airtight container and shakе it
preheat the oven to 500 degrees and bake it
take it out and cut it evenly with pee that’s how you break it
if it starts talking to you you’ve inhaled too much now escape it
trust me you don’t want that fake sh*t
lemme give you this real mud take a hit
once you do forget bout tryna quit
when you got mud that’s real
you will see it’s ideal
unless you rich it won’t appeal
but for my broke boys it can heal
they say when rich people do real mud it’s ineffective
i got inspectors i’m the mud detective
that boy shooting defecation i said that’s defective
[bridge: gar]
lot of them mistake defecation for mud but it’s p**p
that ain’t even stupid it’s p**pid let me give you the scoop
when you sip p**p it puts your brain on a loop
think it makes you high but then you’re not then you’re high then you’re not
i recommend some mud soup

[verse 2: gar]
he mixing mud with sprite i mix it with cîroc
i’m sippin it around the clock
you knee deep in the mud it goes up to my c*ck can’t even walk
he season p**p with salt i season it with sugar
wipe my nose i got a booger
that boy is a booty looker
that boy needs to pick up a book
go to a lab and learn to cook
the purest mud he’s ever took
so clean and shiny hurts to look
mud so pure it hurts your eyes
mud so pure it don’t attract the flies
that’s how you know that mud will take you to the skies

[outro: ver]
just it isn’t worth it you know
if you have the money to get the real stuff
just go get the real stuff it’s all natural
dirt and water, just like god intended
that fake sh*t that will get you so messed up man

- gar greatest at rapping lyrics

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