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my uber driver was a sheep - gang shloink lyrics

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[intro: crispy cumsock]
yo! who wants to get f*cked up today?!

c’mon bruh!

who’s the hottest uber driver you’ve ever had?
uhm, i’ve never been to oovoo javer

what the f*ck are you talking about?!
the f*ck are you talking about?!

[chorus: icue]
yuh! i just stuck an iphone charger up my ass
then i travelled to the past, the motherf*ckers see me do the dash
he ain’t got no cash travel at the speed of flash
turn your mother into ash, you can’t find her like a geocache

you ain’t even fast bruh, who the f*ck asked?
my brain outkast like its big boy’s last
iq do be trash like it’s a$ap nast
wait the b*tch go splash when i hop up and i smash

[verse i: godlyptg & icue]
the p*ssy went splash so you know i finna smash
got a hundred dollar bill, boom it’s on your ass
buy yourself something nice sugartits
we go back to my hotel room do the fritz
then i smooch on art’s lips, when he shaking those hips
ayo he kinda sus, like any fan of russ
thus i make a fuss, there is nothing to discuss
and plus don’t wanna cuss, oh no i’m boutta bust!

nah nah nah that’s too sus, too sus among us
calling an uber to the slurp park, there i see him in the dark
oh it’s basil jacob! hope he’s not a narc
cuz i’m f*cked out of my min, i gotta duck or i’ll get fined

basil jacob the goat, no he a sheep, that’s what i wrote
to him i devote, you don’t gotta gloat
he’ll never be late you, you know it’s like 8 to 2
i think it was fate true i’m sending my hate to you

[verse ii: godlyptg & icue]
i was just joking baby you know i love you
otherwise why would i pack up my bags and f*cking dub you
i’m just kidding you’re immature like a child
i’m listening to too much future i’m going wild

how he talk all his rockstar sh*t
he smoke that cookie get higher than a b*tch
i’m just playing my verse is actually over and sh*t
just like her ovaries and cl*t (neighbourrrrr)
wait hold up
i can’t say that cuz i ain’t black, but you know i’d still like to f*ck a cat
wait maybe i’ll eat it then i get fat, but i know you won’t like that
but that’s cuz you don’t get that, who the f*ck are you?

tote with a mo’f*ckin’ lip, that’s what i call a bruh moment
my bruddah watch hentai clips, experiment with an easy bake oven
making a centipede drip, i think moby d*ck is cumming
giving mcdonald’s a tip, like i’m asseater’s stomach

[verse iii: icue]
hamburger, talking about all the features in the gang
nah nah none of them really stank
y’all ready? art’s ready. let’s go!
yuh yuh yuh yuh

going to paris on a trip, boom boom 3:17 radio running
dearti off the vod he take a sip
oof his lips do be looking stunning, his iq overrunning
about his titties i ain’t shunning, they get bigger when he buzzing

yo i’m getting off course here, let’s get back to shakespeare (d*mn!)
got in an uber
he was a sheep, this is my definition of human
baah driving a jeep
[verse iv: lil bruh]
godlyptg and i gtg ‘cuz i see art
keep it pg and we f*ck say “gg”
he boutta go and meet me but then i skeet skeet
hollup was that jacob i mean basil lemme see see

ayo shoutout cece but back off fam blackout fam
art is mine not yours but of course
i have aids he has aids coz fonny don’t got money
and i’m boutta inside dearti because he’s my honey

i heard basil jacob say “what the f*ck man”
and i think i’m boutta go and f*ck on his man
if you don’t see me then i jumped out the window
and i’m mixing arizona like i came from f*ckin’ winslow

you ever heard of magic moments on the shot? (shot shot?)
you a lil b*tch yeah yeah yeah i thought not
i think i’m near the end, dearti is a godsent
i’m making qusay bend and i’m making him extend

[chorus: icue]
yuh! i just stuck an iphone charger up my ass
then i travelled to the past, the motherf*ckers see me do the dash
he ain’t got no cash travel at the speed of flash
turn your mother into ash, you can’t find her like a geocache

you ain’t even fast bruh, who the f*ck asked?
my brain outkast like its big boy’s last
iq do be trash like it’s a$ap nast
wait the b*tch go splash when i hop up and i smash

[outro: godlyptg & icue]
(neighbourrrrr)
eiugh!

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