toriel vs. freddy fazbear. undertale rap battles - gamingplush64 lyrics
[intro: announcer (gamingplush64)]
undertale rap battles!
toriel
versus
freddy fazbear
[verse 1: freddy fazbear (superduper24) & gregory (jesseboxvo)]
gregory, i’m a bit perplexed
when did we get a second daycare attendant?
no, i think she’s the girl with the bunny ears
she can’t be daycare, she hasn’t seen the sun in years
well, if she’s not from here, she must have come in the crowd
not much in the database… she must be underground
i doubt we could harvest any parts; she looks empty
no need, gregory, we can already dispense heat
load up the disk and i start the showtime
i own all the foes with some great food and dope rhymes
no need for a recharge, i can beat you in no time
so hang up the phone, or you’ll end up like phone guy
i can feel your heartache, it’s like your soul has been in fragments
shame ms. hippo only gets attraction as a fridge magnet
while the pizzaplex attractions rock it on stage
this fight will end up like your last one * with you walking away
[verse 2: toriel (peachumari)]
what a miserable creature…
or should i say miserable feature?
if i were you grade your lines, then you would both flunk
even a woman like myself knows those jokes stunk
i dreamed of being a teacher, but like dreams of breach being decent, it was but for naught
but one view i’d share with your streamers is your game’s a wonderful bug hunting spot
what i cook up is magic, no oven, still turn it up a notch
serving like your servos with a tiny touch of b*tterscotch
and cinnamon. i’m winning this; the sl!ckest with my wordplay
don’t like it? you can bite it like a child on their birthday
humans leave the ruins and their passings give me pain, yet
i trust that sorry whelp way more that fazbear entertainment
i’m not one you should talk down! if you don’t stay in lockdown
i’ll trap you in like afton and destroy the only exit
[verse 3: freddy, monty (superduper24), roxy (garbagegothic) & chica (jesseboxvo)]
(ugh…) you’re the worst. we run tracks the hardest!
i thought it was great! yes, chica loves garbage (what?)
but you think you’re a guardian? i just think that isn’t right
see them in the garden like; hey, little guy!
you say that you care
say to “spare when you’re fighting”
then hightail it out to make pies
when you know monsterkind wants to fight them
you push them to violence
and act surprised when you’re the one to die from a knife hit?
not low on health, but you still didn’t hit me when your turn began
maybe keep the wordplay to next time you try to flirt with sans
first to make your pie, then you clear the path to dessert your kin?
we’ve fallen down and left another awful parent burned again
[verse 4: toriel (peachumari)]
we both feel broken, hoping that we feel whole
but you won’t get under this goat’s skin, i’m tougher than your steel wool
i’d cast a magic spell to burn you up
but it would not do any good, just give you another sequel
we both fail from protecting humans
yes, while i still mourn the death of two kids
i’d never let my children leave without an embrace
the closest you get is when your chest breaks and executes them
i give guidance and pies when my chlid is crying
you’re a crying child. you are not an improvement
so i’ll stop this rap. please do not come back
stick to dlc when walking in ruins
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