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vanellope von schweetz vs missingno - gaming all star rap battles lyrics

[verse 1: vanellope von schweetz]
it’s a sugar rush now that i’m in this race
i can handle my glitch powers
and you’re just a disgrace
n0body remembered you since red and blue
just tell us who you are
we know you form as fossils, a ghost
and you evolve to kangaskhan
i’m a princess, b*tch;
i’ll unplug your ass so you’ll do more
than just faint
i’d call you loser but you’re already l shaped
so i guess i’m too late
my rhymes will explode
like mentos with the soda mountain
so go back in your poke ball
and i’ll tame you like a persian

[verse 2: missingno]
do you have an idea on who you’re messing with?
i’m the real glitchy deal
i’ll corrupt your game
and you’ll finally learn how a cubone feels
that little chocolate river you got
looks like a f*cking sh*t pile
and by the end of this
you won’t be having a save file
you need to clean your hair
what’s with all them candy bits?
plus, you seriously have that little skirt
that was from a reese’s?
just get out of here little girl
because i’m the real bug here
this game won’t reset
and you’ll just be left in tears
[verse 3: vanellope von schweetz]
i’ll wreck you, then i’ll fix you
then i’ll wreck your ass again
and the laffy taffy vines will laugh
as you sink in nesquik sand
all hail princess vanellope!
this girl will put you in the fungeon
don’t make my main man ralph mad
or he’ll start with the punching
you give infinite amounts of items?
but you still mess up the game?
i mean i’m a glitch, i barely f*ck up
and i still get my people’s fame
i don’t need any silph scope
to see you already suck
you go now, but we’ll know you stink
nickname this guy muk

[verse 4: missingno]
oh, will you just shut the f*ck up
and read my f*cking face?
i will go turbo on your ass
so i guess i’m king candy of this race!
all gamers will know me
as the number 1 video game creepypasta
my rhymes are so mind blowing
that i don’t even need any master
you’re game’s like a trippy version
of w*lly wonka doing lsd
i’ll crush you like a jawbreaker
to break your sweet tooth, vanellope
when it comes to this little pokémon battle
i have hacked them all
so let me make this clear schweetz
i’m the one that stands tall

- gaming all star rap battles lyrics

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