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superman 64 vs big rigs - gaming all star rap battles lyrics

[intro]
gaming all star rap battles
battle 41
battle of the trash
superman 64 vs
big rigs
press start to begin

[verse 1: superman 64]
there’s no time to waste, prepare to feel the pain i bring
winning this will be as easy as missing my rings
you’re wasting my time, so i’m stopping the bars
you know i make a living throwing you punk ass cars
big rigs? suck my big d*ck! i’m leaving you torn
this super*bland superman will un*stick you from the floors
top of the line graphics ought to make you unhinged
’cause your rhymes fall right through just like your bridge
[verse 2: big rigs]
you think you got speed? watch me back up in this b*tch
you can fly around the world? you’ll twitch in a glitch!
build a bridge and get over it, i’ll fall right through it
don’t come near my glitchy game unless you wanna feel sick
this motherf*cking trucker’s warning you should heed
unless you wanna get slammed by my infinite reverse speed
you’re not winner; flying through f*cking rings
you’re as brain*dead as the other driver… (car crash)

[verse 3: action 52]
lights, camera, action! 52, the best game has arrived
from flying through mcdonald’s arches to controlling a baby that cries
all i see are clunky scr*ps of cr*p trying to rap
try to battle me? you’ll be kicked off of this choppy map
loaded with your favorite games, mostly sp*ce shooters
i’d rather play alfredo or jigsaw than you two losers
you call yourselves fast? meet micro*mike, you d*mn b*st*rds
i’m worth 199 dollars, the action game master

[verse 4: the cheetahmen]
jumping into this battle, we’re the motherf*cking cheetahmen
and this time we don’t need a jump glitch to win
52’s mostly sp*ce invaders, we’re the next ninja turtles
you b*tches are just glitches, at least we get a sequel
if you wanna get through us, then you gotta rape an ape
we stomp your asses like you were a big ass saddam hussein
our theme’s pretty good, but our controls will surely break your zen
you’ve finally reached 52 so now… the cheetahmen
[verse 5: battletoads]
it’s rash, and zitz, ’bout to pop these guys like pimples!
we’re actually decent out of all of you, we’re winning this, it’s simple
give you giant fist, or giant boot, headb*tt y’all like a ram
ow, dude, you hit me, i can do that? ain’t this a bunch of cr*p?
hit the pause b*tton and you can’t help but jam along
all of action 52’s controls are confusing and wrong
we come in hard and fast, like we were a wrecking ball
it’s difficult defeating us like it is to dodge the walls

[verse 6: teenage mutant ninja turtles]
cowabunga dudes, here comes the tmnt
we’ll treat rash and zitz like any other blemishes, creamed
cheetahmen? battletoads? man, the turtles are where it’s at
drown y’all like us in the sewer, ’cause you’re all just cr*p
52’s expensive because he’s probably about the wealth
you’re more annoying than the beeper when we run low on health
cheetahmen may have a sequel, but we got up to 3
just like our nes game, we’re impossible to beat

[verse 7: hotel mario and link cdi]
we gotta battle these pr*cks… yes, and you gotta help us… over there! squadala!
you guys are so boring, so get ready for dinner
i can’t wait to battle these sh*tty games, we’re the winners
mai boi, you will die and if you think you’re gonna win, you’re wrong*oh
after we finish our verse, we’re gonna bomb some dodongos
cdi will c*u lose, more flow than spaghetti
we toast these toasts, so let’s*a get ready
all these sh*tty games can’t compare to our blow, son
so mario, did these fools win? no? i won!
[verse 8: atari et]
from the avgn movie, it’s the et mc, pr*cks
link, to talk to people, you stab ’em in the d*ck
unlike you all, i just need five weeks to kick ass
your games are uglier than my face, so this will end fast
i’m an alien alias motherf*cker with a brain, man
et, phone home to victory, you’ll be failing
oh sh*t, i fell in a pit, now i can never get out of here
you’ll be followed with no escape! shaking in fear

[verse 9: ghosbusters]
et, shut the h*ll up because n0body even cares
we bring raps so hard, we’ll leave you tiptoeing up the stairs
need some rapping fuel? just run over a gas tank
if you wanna beat this game, you better have some big bank
we proved the justice of our culture, fighting stay puft made of bananas
we even get more difficulty by fighting off living coffee cups
what we say to the cdi’s dialogue? yeah, that’s lame
conglaturation! you have been beat by a great game

[verse 10: extreme paintbrawlle]
extreme is right, paintball that’ll leave you needing diapers
you battle ghosts way less than f*cking drunk drivers
take a stroll through my glitchy land, t*bag you ’til you puke
’cause this is a war*zone, not a place for you fools
wanna rumble in the desert? well, i got a d*mn paintball army
say what you want, we got better graphics than atari
put your hands up, b*tches! you’re all out the battle for good
took you all down better than ljn ever could

[verse 11: ljn]
you shouldn’t talk, paintbrawl, not my fault you’re all glitchy
i’d rather play duke nuke forever than your ass being b*tchy
mc ljn, ruining all of your favorite classic movies
play with my franchise if you like things loony and spooky
with my game*play, i made freddy and jason even scarier
you can ask avgn, like him, i’m coming in to bury ‘ya
i wouldn’t send you to the future ’cause no one will play you sharts
you guys are bigger failures than my console video art

[verse 12: the angry video game nerd]
you know what’s bullsh*t? the fact i’ve made you gaming history
i’ll lj end you all, and r.o.b. this victory
i’d rather eat buffalo sh*t than play you piles of cr*p
i’d glove to f*ck you up with a nintendo power b*tch*slap
i doubt you sh*t pickles will appear in game informer
you guys were probably made by guys with mental disorders
bugs bunny birthday bash your f*cking heads in, leave you listless
you’re not on my wishlist, you belong in the 12 days of sh*ts*mas
my fame is bigger than the pile of sh*t you’ve created
sonic ’06 is great compared to what you have all been rated
lackl*ster? please! of horrid software, you’re the chancellors
i made my movie on you all and left you b*tches cinemassacred what the f*ck were they thinking?!

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