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mario vs mega man - gaming all star rap battles lyrics

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[verse 1: mario]
it’s*a*me mario!
all you guys know who i am
and i’m about to stomp down on this midget
mega man
all the b*tches been with me since the classic 80s
your fame went down the green pipe
“talk to the hand,” says daisy
the main enemy that you’re fighting
is ripped off from sonic’s games
those little lasers and robot stories
have gone down the drain
i’m just a little plumber and i’m riding dinosaurs
you ain’t even in marvel vs. capcom;
the creators say you’re a bore
[verse 2: mega man]
mega man isn’t here to get beat
by a guy high on shrooms
you’re c*ck blocking bowser;
he’s still trying to find a room
i don’t need a fire flower
to say that you got burned
just give me that yellow cape so when i exit
imma turn
what enemies are goombas and koopas?
i mean what the f*ck?
it’s cruel you abandon your friend
just to get an extra jump
i spit so hard that my bites
are better than your piranhas
i’ll beat you so bad that your last words will be…

[verse 3: mario]
mama mia, gotta say
your rhymes are really good
but i wonder what’ll happen
when i put you in a black neighborhood

[verse 4: mega man]
i don’t know what’s wrong with that;
all the races love me
i’ll steal all of your b*tches
even peach and pauline
[verse 5: mario]
you can keep the red dressed b*tch;
she’s such a f*cking hoe
why not quit while you’re at it
hearing super mario sunshine flow?

[verse 6: mega man]
luigi has better moves than you
even with one wimpy kick
what kind of game is it
when you ruined the d*mn olympics?

[verse 7: mario]
no!
sonic is just a reject from dragon ball z
why not try to be something people actually want to see?

[verse 8: mega man]
i have my own animated series;
you got your super show
both you and sonic have just got owned

[verse 9: sonic]
snazzy performance guys;
you got some awesome bars
but now your asses will die
by someone faster than a car
mario?
mari*no!
lay off the pasta you fat ass pig
to me, it’s just weird you use mushrooms to get big
mega man
you’re a boy fighting someone who copied eggman
your brain is small as a yolk of an egg, man
“sonic’s the name, speeds my game.”
that’s like the sega motto
now both your asses are owned
three words:
you’re too slow
[verse 10: mario]
i got more games, b*tch
kids can’t keep track with you

[verse 11: sonic]
and i can beat you with better super smash moves

[verse 12: mega man]
how about you let us finish our battle?
go back to amy, bro

[verse 13: sonic]
your name might be mega man, but to me, you should be zero

[verse 14: mario]
why the h*ll are you here? you’re a pet of goku

[verse 15: sonic]
i’m a super saiyan?
thanks!
so what goes on for you?

[verse 16: mega man]
how about i steal all your rings
so you won’t pay tickets for your speed?

[verse 17: sonic]
and how about you get a life
suck a d*ck, and get happy?
see?
i finished the lines for you;
i am f*cking fast as h*ll
the level’s almost finished
by the time you hear the bells
hey announcer, wrap it up
this battle’s almost done
when it comes to games and rap
i am the number one

- gaming all star rap battles lyrics

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