joanna dark vs. lara croft - gaming all star rap battles lyrics
[verse 1: joanna dark]
it’s a perfect dark night
to come and end on your survival
and it seems that ms. croft
has found herself a worthy rival
when i was young, my pops
taught me to fight and hold a gun
and i might as well have some fun
you’ll be running when i’m done
my rhymes shoot out my mouth
like bullets piercing your knees
the men only play your games
for your tits and shower scenes
i got my four objectives
on this rap battling mission
that’ll put an end to lara
and her tomb raiding expeditions
[verse 2: lara croft]
i’m the greatest archaeologist
j*pan has never seen before
i make any distant island
look like a battlefield for war
i’m fighting to stay alivе
you just do it for sh*ts and giggles
the moment i pickеd up my bow and arrow
they’re all running for the hills
i can gut you like a wolf
eat you raw if i wanted to
you got yourself in reckless troubles
due to your temper issues
i’m just saying if looks could k!ll
i’d be going on a massacre
no highly sk!lled marksman
could take down this savage scavenger
[verse 3: joanna dark]
you think you’re tough?
i don’t complain when i’m in pain
you know it’s not called a shower
when you’re just standing in the rain
i suggest you use that little axe
to bash out your own brains
and don’t worry about your body
the wildlife will feast on your remains
your raps are all cr*p
just like your old animation graphics
kept losing members of your endurance team
gotta say, that’s pretty tragic
i’ll break every one of your bones
with more than just sticks and stones
you’re just a failed female version
of indiana jones
[verse 4: lara croft]
woah, jo
keep yourself in control
and keep up with my flow
i climbed a tower high above
sleeveless shirt, in the snow
i’m surprised you’re still breathing
in that tight ass leather suit
i’m glad rare got shut down
now black widow can no longer sue you
my aim’s on point
you can’t touch this
this isn’t up for debate
this battle’s like the dragon’s triangle
’cause you’ll never escape
you can talk sh*t all you want
i’m used to shots fired at me
i’m lara croft, motherf*cker
in the wild, i’m the prodigy
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