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bowser army vs dedede army - gaming all star rap battles lyrics

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[verse 1: bowser’s army]

[boom boom]
heard these f*gs were stepping up to my peeps
so i decide to drop by
name’s boom boom koopa
ready to make all of you cry

[goomba]
you couldn’t stomp on me if you wanted to
weak f*cks
when it comes to you fighting kirby
you surely suck

[kamek]
hahaha!
gonna cast a spell to make my raps so dope
king koopa will stand proud to us
you will lose all your hopes

[petey]
getting hungry for you marshmallows
better get out while you can
but it’ll be the end to your funerals
when you come face us like “men”
[bowser jr]
let me give you a makeover
with my magic paintbrush
you guys cause no harm
you’rе just a bunch of chumps

[bowser]
dreamland is what you rule?
makes mе want to yack
alright guys, let’s finish em
koopa pack attack!

[verse 2: dedede army]
[waddle dee]
we’re fighting a star warrior
you guys get beat by a plumber
kidnapping princesses is old
you guys are complete bummers

[waddle doo]
a rejected koopa, mushroom with no hands
a wizard and r*t*rd plant
don’t think you can beat us
because really, you can’t

[bonkers]
we come from nightmare enterprises
we’re like payed hitmen
we’ll show you our true power
now who’s the chicken?
[fire lion]
you guys will burn alive
it’ll hurt more than a fire flower
ripping your guts for dinner
you’ll live for a few hours

[meta knight]
i shall cut down the bridge
to make you guys fall to your doom
don’t fret
it’s not like you were gonna get
another good game soon

[king dedede]
i’ll show peach an extra d
no one has ever seen before
bowser why’d you hire these guys?
were you lonely and bored?

[verse 3: bowser army]
[kamek]
it’s time we boost things up

[goomba]
time we finally kick some ass
[boom boom]
i’ll smash you to the ground
you’ll need more than a cast

[petey piranha]
you guys gotta work out

[bowser]
you’re nothing but puff b*lls

[bowser jr]
what’ll you do? use umbrellas?

[goomba]
we’re the best minions of all

[bowser]
coming in fierce

[kamek]
f*cking queers

[bowser jr]
time to charge in quick

[petey piranha]
the f*ck is a waddle dee?

[boom boom]
sounds like my d*ck

[bowser jr]
we’re the fiercest army
that the mushroom kingdom ever saw

[bowser]
guess what dedede
there’s a d you don’t got

[goomba]
ha! i get!
good one boss

[verse 4: dedede army]

[waddle dee]
we’ll crush you like a warp star
send you flying out
like dyna blade, we attack
to keep out douches around

[waddle doo]
why kidnap toads?

[meta knight]
such fools you must be

[bonkers]
mario k!lled bowser many times

[dedede]
how are you living?

[fire lion]
every level is just repetitive and just frustrating
not to mention hotel mario

[waddle doo]
a game that everyone hated

[waddle dee]
it’s not just parasols

[meta knight]
it’s swords

[fire lion]
fire

[bonkers]
and hammers

[dedede]
bow down to dedede, koopa
show yourself some manners

- gaming all star rap battles lyrics

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