bomberman vs voltorb - gaming all star rap battles lyrics
[verse 1: bomberman]
let’s blow things up!
i’m bomberman
dropping more than literal bombs
it’s just so weird that i’m rapping
against this sh*tty pokémon
you’re just a electrified marble
who has a useless f*cking moveset
i’ll send you blasting off to the stars
just like team rocket
roll back home to the power plant
and do your work as a battery
this fuse is about to go off, voltorb
you better hurry
your time is going down
like the hp bar, you round f*ck
you’re looking angry bro
what are you gonna do?
selfdestruct?
[verse 2: voltorb]
charging my power cause i wanna save
my energy ’til the end
don’t think you can train this electric*type
’cause i am no one’s friend
i’ll show you the meaning of explosion
you osama bin laden wannabe
i bet you can’t throw them bombs on target
because you’re j*panese
your job is crazy, bomberman
how are you not arrested yet?
in this battle, this wild guy will be
the hardest pokémon to catch
it would really be funny
if you made yourself explode
i know i’m a voltorb
but i’m still strong as an electrode
[verse 3: bomberman]
let’s play some hot potato
with this bomb in my hand
just quit already b*tch
’cause your series turned bland
my hobby just happens to save the world
thank you very much
looks like i’m gonna have to use my power*ups
to kick it up a notch
don’t you screech at me
i’ll just make you go sonic boom
you lost this battle
but there’s no reason to feel so gloom
call me lt. surge
because i’m the one training you
i burned you in this battle
just like blaine would do
[verse 4: voltorb]
even though i don’t have hands
i’ll strangle you to death
get you koffing and weezing
until you’re out in a casket bed
the ninja koga uses me in his gym
as a b00by trap
don’t get me started on your outfit
it just makes me laugh
i’m about to burst open
like i’m an actual poke ball
just like your ancestor and the twin towers
you’re gonna fall
looks like bomberman has fainted
i’ve won this fight
get it mother f*cker?
you lost!
and boom goes the dynamite
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