wayne state - g-sleaze lyrics
intro
whatever you do
dont take this too serious
im saying some dumb sh*t
im tired of wayne state
towers smell like a fish market
this sh*t getting too expensive
i need some free parking
this one b*tch snuck in her dog
im tired of that b*tch barking
my tuition way overdue
y’all be overcharging
boy yo momma look like yo daddy
with her mustache
smell like him too
get some deodorant for her must ass
my b*tch got bbl
yours just got b*tt pads
oh you trynna go off campus
b*tch i need gas
before you as a favor from me
i need that service fee
dont try and hate on g
ain’t sh*t free
i see you trynna beg and plea
get down on yo knee
last timе i paid in friendship
the cashier slappеd me
i hate trynna hoop at this b*tch
they take it way too serious
like yo playin rec at a d2
you must be delirious
f*cked around broke my toe*nail
i was too furious
my n*gga put his ear on my do’
b*tch you tooo curious
3 dollars just wash my clothes
man this sh*t crazy
f*ck doing that weak ass screener
make me doit daily
met this fine ass mexican chick
she can have my baby
i met this one funny ass n*gga
he was in the navy
i swear i hate going to the cafe
when i see that one lady
like her ass be way to happy
what you smoke baby
she got to much enthusiasm
that sh*t too shady
what you doing back there in that kitchen
must be crack gravy
i swear to god the third floor of the library
be smelling musty
finna put a lawsuit on the rec
the court too dusty
some of these n*ggas stank bad
and they lips be too crusty
im trynna keep it serious
so think that this sh*t too funny
i heard some of yall be living nasty
yall be breeding roaches
i f*ck with the football team
but yall need new coaches
its getting to cold outside
these n*ggas wearing broaches
i can’t understand my professor
i can’t stay focussed
why the f*ck waye state
made me take professional ethics
if i have to sit through it again
imma need a medic
tried out for the basketball team
but imnot athletic
shot a airball in that b*tch
that sh*ts pathetic
i know a couple of these b*tches
they built like some bell peppers
know some n*ggas in the student center
that be playing checkers
and its that one n*gga walking round
in light up sketchers
almost went and bought some myself
hes a trendsetters
trynna f*ck a b*tch out the window
so she can see the view
if you look up at 751
you can see it too
im flirting with the ugly friend
i got to see it through
dont look through my text messages
you might see yo boo
riding my bike down wooward
i caught a flat tire
ghafari hall alarm to calm
when we had a fire
almost blew up my dorm room
with a air frier
a coked up crackhead
tried to break in my car with a wire
this one crackhead told me
dont be mad dont be mean
he want me to donate
to his son basketball team
almost did it
then i remembered only one thing
he got one eye and he itching his arm
he’s a real fein
i think i heard that one resident hall
got rats
if i see one its not a burrito
b*tch its a rap
90% of this song is real
it is not cap
im just coming back to school
off a two year gap
im 22 years of age
i feel old as f*ck
i wear my fur hood tommy coat
cuz its cold asf
i walk up to tall hoes trynna flirt
i am bold as f*ck
i swear i can’t get a bridgecard
i got warrior bucks
i spent to much
im runnin out of onecard dollars
i love being in college
i stay around smart scholars
i know this smart girl named lynn
she is in honors
but im finna drop out of school
and be blue collar
outro
i did this song just one and done
dont take it to serious
this b*tch just for fun
90% of this sh*t is true
but you know
im just saying some dumb sh*t
out of the blue
ya feel me
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