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cannibal justice - g.i. bro lyrics

[verse 1: g.i. bro]
philip holdman came to town to go hunting one day
he wanted to track some big game it got him feeling some way
he said “hey momma, don’t you worry” and he gave her a hug
he said “when i get back i will give you an elephant rug”
so now he’s off and out, he’s on the scout for something nice and big
i wonder what he’ll get, so something home to momma he will bring

[chorus 1: jon james is dead]
i am the great white hunter king
bayonet, and a blunderbuss
on the battlefront
gonna get me a prized sized elephant
or something similar
dear minister, are you listening?
shh, we should be whispering

[verse 2: g.i. bro]
so now he’s found a lively lion, but something don’t feel right
it seems there’s something in the bushes, and it’s bringing him fright
he turns around and draws his gun, but the thicket is clear
but then he turns again and then he finds the locals are here, oh

[verse 3: g.i. bro]
“what’s going on? i’ve been out for a while.”
say’s philip as he puts on a very forced smile
then he looks at his feet, and he sees a hot fire
and that’s when he knows the situation is dire
there cooking him alive, the tribe, philip cries
as payback for his crimes against these animal hides
the fire flares up, like philip’s life before his eyes
so he closes them, relaxes, and excepts his demise
[chorus 2: g.i. bro]
it’s cannibal justice
just know you can trust us
when we say that this philip boy had it coming
we had him all seasoned up
into a measuring cup
and then we ate him so much that now he’s inside our stomachs

- g i bro lyrics

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