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wow - futuristic sex robotz lyrics

[recycle bin & subrandom]
once upon a time in the land of azeroth
dave chappelle fought david h-sselhoff
we started out life in the valley of trials
now we stack gold in big–ss piles
looking through the books on top of the shelves
learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves
chilling in thunder bluff or iron forge
we’re engineers at the level of geordi laforge

[pc speaker]
got home from work, and i had some time
so i opened up wow, and i got online
logged into my shaman up on daggerspine
when this maxed out motherf-cker tried to take what’s mine
he said, “i spent a thousand hours and i failed out of school
and to justify it, i challenge you to a duel.”
i said, “that’s okay, i know you’d beat me
look at me, i’m not even at level 20
i’ve got one of those things that they call a job
and so i can’t spend all day, running a mob.”
motherf-cker kept pushing, wouldn’t leave me alone
i said fine b-tch, pretend to be sylvester stallone
after he won he started talking h-lla’ sh-t
and i thought to myself, “is this fool legit?”
i called recycle bin and subrandom to the place
and they found the little b-tch and regulated on his face
see, we don’t take no sh-t, from internet teenagers
pretending to to be straight, gangster -ss bangers
step out of cybersp-ce, and come over to my place
i got a level 60 bullet for your motherf-cking face

[subrandom]
remember back when 10 f-cking levels was hard?
nows it’s ten 60s, ganking noobs in the yard
fat stacks of gear, for blackwing lair
10k armor, when i shift into bear
we got all these farmers, rolling on gear
now we quick to boot’em, the f-ck out of here
murlocks be screaming when we show up
volatile rum’s what’s filling up my cup
today we catch no h-ssle, in stratholm
dropping bosses harder, than john holmes
updated weekly, this sh-t is great
can’t say no more ’cause the game don’t wait

[recycle bin]
started out my life k!lling them boars
now i spend my days raping night elf wh0r-s
catch you in the valley, and get me some head
i swear that we’re fighting, an army of speds
don’t even get me started on you f-cking gold farmers
you gotta make a living, but i need that armor
one day i met this dude yelling “yar motherf-cker,”
tanking up mobs like a angry drunk trucker
introduced me to the ill druid squad, yo
never run with em, but i’ll give a priest a nod, ho
you can melt faces but i’m smashing ’em in
windfury on my ‘tuf so you fear recycle bin
watch out, coming soon to an -ss near you
a non-stop beating that’s long overdue

- futuristic sex robotz lyrics

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