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if i ruled the world - futuristic sex robotz lyrics

[pc speaker:]
in my world, linux never existed
linus torvalds was born disfigured
it was too much for his parents to take
so they locked him in the car and then they pushed it in a lake
steve jobs was murdered by his g-y lover elf
and i finished off bill gates by myself
if i ruled the world, your door would be unlocked
and i’d teach your mom not to fear my c-ck
i’d download all my music in mp3s
and wouldn’t fear retribution from record companies
movies would be free ‘cuz they all suck c-ck
and i wouldn’t have armageddon bustin’ my block

(chorus)
[motherboard:]
if i ruled the world, (coaxke: all the hackers would unite.)
i’d free all my sons, (coaxke: have a picnic at the beach, fly an internet kite.)
black diamonds and pearls
if i ruled the world. (coaxke: furries wouldn’t get to f-ck underage girls.)

[coaxke:]
if i ruled the world, i’d make the man give me head
hack into fark and delete all of the threads
release all the info that wants to be free
and convince the music biz not to fear mp3s
make bill gates pay to build the monorail
replace the viaduct, and get my friends out of jail
give the world ipods made of solid gold
and release the cure for the common cold

(repeat chorus)

[subrandom:]
if i ruled the world i’d roll up with my squad piece
step out the escalade with my studded cod-piece
walk up in the club full of g-y married couples
my pants come down as i undo my buckle
if i ruled the world, they’d accept my ways
and the nerdcore scene wouldn’t hate on g-ys
if i ruled the world, my c-ck would be long
and i’d rock a lan party in an edible thong
i’d find a genie and he’d grant me three wishes
motherf-cker, they’re all about p-n-ses
my world was perfect ’til i got high on meth
and then i got that horse to f-ck me to death

(repeat chorus)

[motherboard:]
and you walk up to the gibson, hand in hand
walk up to the gibson, hack it man

[recycle bin:]
lindsay lohan would have never lost weight
and all the p-rno she was in would be great
i’d never see a d-ck in a t-tty community
there’s other f-ckin’ places for that kinda nudity
my emp-rnium ratio would always be at 1
no one would seed sh-t where the b-tches weigh a ton
fsr videos introduced by razor and blade
and zero cool would finally get laid
cereal would find a pair of rollerblade sandals
and joey would get himelf a 1337 -ss handle
we’d all have them j-panese toilets for stoolin’
if i ruled the world, it’d be great, no foolin’

(repeat chorus)

(sound clip)
nerd, please

- futuristic sex robotz lyrics

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