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robocop 4 – fuck off robocop - future of the left lyrics

i think everybody has fantasised what they would ask
elvis if he was still alive.
i know what i would ask him:
“what’s your favourite film?”

jaws? jaws 2? more jaws? or jaws rebooted?
please, let’s take a second to think about a future state of love and bliss
brought to you by wishlists of eight year old boys
who only crave explosions
why?
well, being eight, they have an excuse – they’re eight!
and giant robots cannot distract them from their fate

middle aged men on a movie date, committed to mortal shame

hey! relax! no-one died – in fact, they left improved!
if michael bay wants a bigger house, let’s help him
art? ha ha ha!
where you from?
where you been?
he said:
i went to cannes once and really did not have much fun
why?
well, being french, they talk too much
and all those pages of subt-tles kept getting stuck

1 becomes 2, 2 becomes 3
1 becomes 2, 2 becomes 3

pirates of the caribbean 47
johnny depp stars as the robot pirate who loses his wife in a game of poker
and tries to win her back with hilarious consequences
at least harry potter has a proper story in the sense
that the characters crave an ending
if only to release poor billy corgan from his role
as the t-tular character’s nemesis
robocop 4 is in pre-production, like robocop 3 wasn’t bad enough
and george lucas won’t be kicking his heels ’til he
makes some money from howard the duck
robocop 4 is in pre-production, like robocop 3 wasn’t bad enough
i hope the projectionist likes his action motion-tracked and medicated

(the first director died)

- future of the left lyrics

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