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robot hell - futurama lyrics

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robot devil: gentlemen?

[music starts]

bender: aw, cr*p, singing. mind if i smoke?

robot devil: cigar’s are evil, you won’t miss ’em. we’ll find ways to simulate that smell. what a sorry fella! rolled up and smoked like a collicella, here on level one of robot h*ll!

gambling’s wrong and so is cheating, so is forging phony i.o.u.s. let’s let lady luck decide what type of torture’s justified, i’m pit force here on level two!

ooh, deep*fried robot!

bender: just tell me why!

robot devil: just read this fifty*five page warrant

bender: there must be robots worse than i!

robot devil: we checked around, there really aren’t

bender: then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks

robot devil: you stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!

bender: aw, don’t blame me, blame my upbringing!

robot devil: please stop sinning while i’m singing!

selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive

beastie boys: hey, bender gonna make some noise! with your hard drive scratched by the beastie boys!

(record scratching sounds)

that’s what*cha what*cha what*cha get on level five!

fry: i don’t feel well!

leela: it’s up to us to rescue him

fry: maybe he likes it here in h*ll?

leela: it’s us who tempted him to sin

fry: maybe he’s back at the motel?

leela: come on, fry, don’t be scared! i’m sure at least one of us will be spared, so sit back and enjoy the ride

fry: my ass has blisters from the slide!

robot devil: fencing diamonds, fixing c*ckfights, publishing indecent magazines. you’ll pay for every crime! knee*deep in electric slime! you’ll suffer ’till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme, trapped forever, here in robot h*ll!

- futurama lyrics

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