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the ballad of g.i. joe - funny or die lyrics

two forces waging endless war
everyday they wage some more
but when the day is done
and they go home
what do they do for fun?

night falls on gi joe headquarters
shipwreck just got season one of “the wonder years”
doc is reading dostoevsky and snow job’s drinking beers
i heard he likes to drink quite a bit
snake eyes is painting landscapes
it makes him feel at peace
his latest is a series of sunsets on the beach
and scarlett lies awake and wonders
will duke still love me when i’m old
i see the way he looks at lady jaye
someday he’s gonna leave me in the cold
no, duke, don’t go

night falls on the cobra terrordrome
storm shadow’s takin’ out the trash
tomax is boosting xamot’s wallet
he needs the extra cash
cobra commander loves 70’s boogie
and he is a big fan of three dog night
“one is the loneliest number”
when he takes over the world
the first thing he’ll do is make em’ reunite
and zartan sits up late and wonders
“i wonder wonder who.. who?
who is the real me?
and, in the end
do i really have any friends
who love me for being zartan
love me for being me?

destro
destro (echo)
destro and the baroness
destro and the baroness
they’re practicing their clarinets
destro and the baroness practicing their clarinets
practicing their clarinets
they’re practicing their clarinets

-clarinet solo-

doctor mindbender talking on his ham radio
his best friend is some guy he doesn’t even know
if things could always be this way wouldn’t that be nice
but no dice
no dice (echo)
no dice (echo)

cobra’s got the m-ss device

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