wanted for murder (alternate version) - fukkfaace lyrics
[intro]
happy halloween!
wanted for murder
[verse 1: xminusx]
got my costume on, b*tch, and you know it’s scary
it’s the thirty*first, i’m cuttin’ ‘cross the cemetery
gotta meet up with gristle, gonna hit the streets
gotta cause some chaos, gonna get these treats
i walk past tomb stones, glistening ‘neath moon
i don’t mind the rain, pounding on the tombs
i pass the jj boys, they’re diggin’ up graves
i just nod and move on, gotta be on my way
i got my bag in hand, ready for our big night
i put it over little kids’ heads and pull it tight
i’m only kidding, this bag is just for treats and candy
or it would be if it wasn’t full of tricks already
i make it out the graveyard and head to gristle’s place
i pass robbie, he’s wearing a forever face
he’s walking toward me with a f*cking butcher knife
i called his mask an axe mask, now he wants to fight
i walk up to gristle’s house, and i ring the bell
it’s time to hit the town, it’s time to raise some h*ll
he steps out, hits the daps with a smirk and laugh
just two costume*wearing hoodlums, rowdy riffraff
[interlude: gristle, xminusx]
yo, darth maul, that’s f*ckin’ sick
did you get the stuff?
f*ck yeah, check it out
i got eggs, i got toilet paper, i got shaving cream
h*ll yeah
what do you got?
i got bacon, i got a bottle rocket, got my mom’s taser
wanted for murder
[verse 2: gristle]
thoughts of m&m’s creepin’ up my brain stem
you like my jedi robes? thanks, my mom’s made ’em
mayhem is what we’re about to cause
minus hit the door, we’re about to roll
my bag’s empty, yeah, i’m yearning for some candy
some twizzlers, kit kats, hold up, i gotta relax
minus snap me out, get me back on track
to mailbox bashing, to pumpkin smashing
vron next door ringing doors and dashing
please take one? the whole bowl i’m having
and it’s on to the next house, “what are you supposed to be?
a ninja? a monk? here, have some candy!” huh?
i’m a jedi, b*tch, as i grab the bowl
a struggle ensues, and my strength doubles
the old man trips, yeah, down he goes
blood is pouring out every one of his face holes
i poke him with my saber, and it’s lights out
like b*tches with no candy hiding in their f*ckin’ house
blood is pooling up, and we should probably bounce
but i look up at minus, and he is freaking the f*ck out
[interlude: xminusx, gristle]
oh sh*t, what the f*ck did you do?
me!? i didn’t do sh*t, he just fell!
should we call somebody?
i don’t know. let’s just get out of here before somebody sees us!
wanted for murder
[verse 3: xminusx]
f*ck, now we’re on the run, but i don’t know where to go
we just panicked, didn’t think, f*ckin’ i don’t know?
we’re walking fast through the neighborhood, past kids and families
they don’t know that we just k!lled a dude to get some candy
cop cars creep slow and patrol the streets
gotta keep our distance, we don’t want that heat
we cross neighborhoods, cut though yards, and jump fences
we wander aimlessly, until i come to my senses
jigglz house is just two blocks away, not far from here
maybe we could hide out there until the coast is clear
[interlude: xminusx, jigglz, gristle]
jigglz, come on, man, you gotta let us in, open the door!
oh, hey guys, what*
if anybody asks, we’ve been here with you all night
what?
seriously, dude, something really bad happened
you gotta help us!
just take this candy and go
wanted for murder
[verse 4: gristle]
f*ck this night so hard
we run past a pretty good jean*luc picard
desperate for a plan, we dip through the park
and we nod to mustard, who’s defacing the landmark
this just in, a homie, dustin
stays pretty close, they’re probably shut*in
let’s get to running, and a car pulls up
the dead man up front, so we back up (oh, my head)
the driver asks if we needed a ride (you need a ride?)
and then saw our expressions and asked, “who died?”
[outro: xminusx, gristle]
uh, n0body died, n0body died (they look kind of familiar)
thanks for the offer, but we’ll walk, we’re good, thanks
wanted for murder
so, um, that’s
that’s definitely the guy that we didn’t k!ll tonight, isn’t it?
yeah, i think that guy’s fine
i guess it’s good that we’re not wanted for murder
wanted for murder
you know what? i feel like it’s probably great that we’re not
yeah, yeah
so, um, what do you wanna do with the rest of the night?
i think it’s a little late to get candy, but
wanted for murder
yeah, a lot of the lights are off on the houses
where are we?
i have no idea
oh sh*t, blade just texted, they’re gonna go egg some house
you wanna meet up with them?
yeah, let’s f*cking go, that sounds awesome
alright, f*ck it, let me uh, let me map to their location
man, i can’t stop thinking about how cool robbie’s forever face mask was, and how it’s definitely not an axe mask, it’s just, it’s definitely not, it’s a forever forever, yeah
i don’t know why they’re always bringing drama to my door. i don’t need this sh*t! i got kids, d*mn!
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