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release the jj cut (skit) - fukkfaace lyrics

[intro: mike, schmeev]
you are recording
i am recording
i am recording
are you recording?
i’m recording
these f*ckin’ jerks *laugh*
alright, i have a suggestion here, right?
we should figure out a way to structure a thing, because
while we can just give them a whole bunch of stuff to work with
i feel like giving them something that’s relatively orderly*
that’s no fun, i want*
or, you know, having a vague*
no, i want erik to work for it *laugh*
i don’t
i love erik
i love him, too
i also want him to be proud of the thing he puts together
oh my god
[skit: mike, schmeev]
so, i’m curious
like, they asked us to do these f*ckin’ skits
now, mind you, i was the one who, you know
whenever we were going to the f*ckin’ gathering
i was like, hey, you know
if you ever wanted us to do a skit or something
you know, that’s cool
but then they like have to ask us
right
i mean, like, the first time was shameless self*promotion
and this time is shameless pleading with us
to give our stamp of approval
on this f*ckin’ garbage*ass ep
can we, can we talk about the names?
like, real quick?
please?
oh, gristle?
you know, the sh*t that
whenever i bite into my terrible*ass chicken nugget
i immediately have to spit it out
yeah, the objectively worst part of the mcchicken
right
oh, man, i haven’t had a mcchicken in so long
and it’s probably because of that f*ckin’ reason
we’re allegedly friends with these guys
that dragged us to the gathering
and make us listen to their music
this can’t be what actual friendship is like
after putting us through that
i don’t know if i would consider them friends anymore
you know what’s a big mistake?
using clips from stuff that i’d rather be watching
in your music
i mean, they did in like the best f*ckin’ song from the last album
the, whatever the f*ckin’ p*rno was, i think
wasn’t that a p*rno that they stole from, like, for “a good size”?
i also just find it so funny, like, when they made the first album
it was literally just supposed to be a single
yeah
and then they’re like
“oh, we’re thinking about maybe making it a couple more songs”
uh huh, and then they phone in eight more
yeah, like, seriously
jesus
like, what makes you think that you
as, collectively, this is your first project together
and you’re gonna do an entire album
and you’re like
“oh, and then, you know, in three more months
we’re gonna make more sh*t”
f*cking get out of here
it was like they had their “amazing jeckel brothers” phase
where they just had to throw rock into this sh*t
if i wanted to hear limp bizkit *laugh*
god d*mn, i f*cked that one up
i’ll get back to it
*laughter*

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