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gristle life - fukkfaace lyrics

[intro]
people look at you today
and they still have no idea what you’re about
tell me in a sentence who you are
n0body, i’m n0body
i’m a tramp, a bump, a hobo
i’m a box car and a jug of wine
and a straight razor if you get too close to me

[verse 1: gristle]
woke up, still drunk, right hand on my nuts
time to start the day, let’s see what’s up
missed calls, missed texts, missed my alarm
left side tinglin’, i slept on my f*ckin’ arm
how’d i get home? don’t know, don’t care
sleepin’ in the yard, in a chair, in my underwear
neighbors point, sayin’ i’m off*putting
that makes sense, ’cause i p*ssed on their porch swing
scr*pe myself up to head in the house
can’t find my keys, so i kick the door down
time to start the day the only way i know how
existential dread and a beer in the shower

[chorus: xminusx, xminusx & kristy, gristle]
g to the r to the i*s*t, l to the e, that’s gristle, baby
g to the r to the i*s*t, l to the e, oh sh*t, that’s me!
g to the r to the i*s*t, l to the e, that’s gristle, baby
g to the r to the i*s*t, l to the e, oh sh*t, that’s me!
[verse 2: gristle]
i’d call into work, but i don’t have a job
lost my wallet last night, or maybe i was robbed
joke’s on them, ’cause there ain’t nothin’ in it
cancelled credit cards and an old parking ticket
i should look for my keys and my wallet and my clothes
eh, nah, f*ck it, that’s the way she goes
grab a dirty shirt, dirty pants, dirty socks
another beer for motivation, then i’ll hit the shops
car keys gone and so is my car
it’s a good thing wal*mart’s not very far
i could probably walk, but f*ck that sh*t
i’ve got two thumbs, so i might as well hitch

[interlude: xminusx, gristle]
hey, buddy, you need a ride?
i got my thumb up, don’t i?
yeah, hey, where you goin’?
trying to head to walmart
to walmart?
yeah, walmart
walmart’s right over there! i can see it from here!
why don’t you just walk?
you walk, assh0l*
i’m driving a car!
ah, f*ck you!
[verse 3: gristle]
flip off the greeter as i walk through the door
scratchin’ on my ass, and i spit on the floor
it’s walmart, so i know they don’t care
i make my way back to women’s underwear
feelin’ h*rned up, b*line for the mannequins
my favorite one looks like alyson hannigan
the lady working there gave me an attitude
f*ck that b*tch, i’ll head to frozen foods
’bout to grab myself some party pizzas
the perfect lunch or dinner when you don’t give a f*ck
it’s time to bounce, and i got the cheat code
skip the self*checkout, and it’s out the door i go

[outro: gristle]
that’s me, that is my life, that is gristle
do you wanna live like gristle?
do you wanna be the envy of your neighborhood?
do you want everybody to be your friend?
simple: booze, cigarettes, p*rn, jerk off a lot
go to walmart, casual shoplifting, evade your taxes, jaywalk
do anything and everything, what would gristle do?
what would gristle do?
i would wake off, i would jerk off, i’d go back to sleep
i’d [?]
hey, don’t fade me out, god d*mn it!
this is my song! this is my life!
if you didn’t want to hear all this stupid sh*t
don’t give me a song next time, but guess what?
you f*cked up, i have a song this time
i’m using my platform for good, and it’s good to be gristle
do all the things i said in this song, do all of it
don’t listen to your parents, either
they’re dumb, they don’t know as much as you do

- fukkfaace lyrics

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