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a good size (spohn ranch remix) - fukkfaace lyrics

[verse 1: straightedgejuggalo]
i’ve been tryna find a girl, i gotta tap some ass
online dating, every lady says “pass” (what?)
i know i got the qualities to make the b*tches melt
but i’m only 5*6, that’s the hand that i was dealt (short king)
what’s the matter with being small? nothing, finally got a hit
(yeah!) that profile pic showed some massive tits (gigantic)
i went to pick her up
the door opened up and this b*tch was
(gigantic) (that’s a huge b*tch!) oh
(gigantic) (that’s a huge b*tch!) f*ck
(gigantic) (that’s a huge b*tch!) umm
(gigantic) (that’s a huge b*tch!) ready to go?
this ain’t a catfish, might as well be a grouper
but i’m gonna get her sucking faster than a new hoover
500 pounds on her, but i got the tool
2*inch meat stick, gonna makе her drool (ooh yeah, ooh yeah)
[chorus]
(gigantic) f*ck, your c*ck is hugе
(gigantic) f*ck, your c*ck is huge
f*ck, your c*ck is huge
yes, i want that big f*cking d*ck
you said it was a good size
you said it was a good sizе
when a girl says it’s a good size
it’s a nice way of saying that it’s small

[verse 2: straightedgejuggalo]
the date was fine, it was dinner and a movie
but i barely paid attention ’cause i wanted her to do me
it must’ve went well ’cause she’s taking me home (huh?)
i think i did it right (what?), i think we’re gonna bone! (woo!)
she stripped down and her whole body jiggled
so i dropped my drawers and i thought i heard a giggle
face in shock when she saw what’s gonna beat ‘er
’cause she knows 5*0 millimeters is
(gigantic) yeah
(gigantic) i know
(gigantic) it’s f*cking huge
(gigantic)
it’s amazing, i know the look
“having a huge w*ng,” i wrote the book
the girlie got me hard, my d*ck looks presentable
and now she’s gonna swallow me like i’m an edible
[chorus]
(gigantic) f*ck, your c*ck is huge
(gigantic) f*ck, your c*ck is huge
f*ck, your c*ck is huge
yes, i want that big f*cking d*ck
you said it was a good size
you said it was a good sizе
when a girl says it’s a good size
it’s a nice way of saying that it’s small

[verse 3: straightedgejuggalo]
bronco busted all over her mouth and
now it’s time for me to please her down south
call me rob van dam, i five*star frog splash
from her headboard * right in to the gash (wee!)
fopping up and down on her waterbed body
i’m a showwer, not a growwer and she’s feeling real naughty
i swore i heard her yawn, but i know she was impressed
she’s never been with a guy that was this (gigantic)

[interlude: straightedgejuggalo, xminusx]
yeah
she was totally feelin’ it
2 was more than enough to pin her down, heh heh
hey, by the way, i did more wrestling sh*t
can i throw that in there, xminusx?
ehh, yeah. whatever
[verse 4: straightedgejuggalo]
adjusted her attitude while we were in bed
69 as i tombstone piledrive her head (rest. in. peace)
hit a rock bottom and my work was done (shut up, b*tch)
the b*tch passed out, stone cold stunned

[chorus]
(gigantic) f*ck, your c*ck is huge
(gigantic) f*ck, your c*ck is huge
f*ck, your c*ck is huge
yes, i want that big f*cking d*ck
you said it was a good size
you said it was a good sizе
when a girl says it’s a good size
it’s a nice way of saying that it’s small

[verse 5: straightedgejuggalo]
left her house, saw the stars above
finna give another lady 2 inches of love
and when i do the deed, i guarantee she’ll say
“mick pole*y is god, have a nice day”

[chorus]
(gigantic) f*ck, your c*ck is huge
(gigantic) f*ck, your c*ck is huge
f*ck, your c*ck is huge
yes, i want that big f*cking d*ck

[outro: mick foley]
i apply a, a nervehold, uh, which is made doubly effective with the use of a smelly sweatsock. and i go underneath the tongue and press down on the 2 nerves while simultaneously, big word for a wrestler, pressing up on the, uh, little bone that goes underneath the jaw

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