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van life - fukers lyrics

[verse 1] (bigg romney)
i got no room to sleep, i got no where to eat
i watched my brother touching himself, i sleep on a bookshelf
i am not in good health, but my mama’s got wealth
but i don’t give a f*ck, my homeschool, they don’t teach me none
my name is timmy and i got three brothers
they don’t know what i wanna do in the covers
i was watching anime, back when we watched verbalase
im my mama’s son, uh, because i have vertical rays
my uncle tickled me, b*tch, turned me on like a p*switch

[chorus] (bigg romney)
b*tch i live in a rv, and we gonna go to arby’s
we got no stove, and we got no home
we’re traveling through oklahoma, this sh*t is van life
life, life, van life, life, life
the kids got no room to eat, even though we got a master suite
it’s van life, van, van (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[verse 2] (lil troglodyte handbag)
van life, we hop in the van and we bump and we drive
yeah, you know what it’s called? its called van life
yeah, p*ssing and sh*tting outside
you know what its called, you know it’s called van life
i went to the bank and i borrowed five dollars
then i went up to a homeless and start to holla
then we went to my van and you probably know the rest
then i went to my couch and i got some rest
so the next day, i wasn’t feeling good, so i went to the doctors
so i arrived at the doctors and they told me
trog! your d*ck has gotten smaller, and i was like
what, and the doctor said what happened
i got an std, and i was like what the f*ck
so let this be a lesson, kids, for when you grow older
don’t f*ck a homeless man for only five dollars

[verse 3] (blooper)
yeah, all my siblings, all my family, they got more money than me
i’m dirt poor, i’m dirt rich, i’m dirtball dirty in a f*cking ditch
yeah, my family left me here, i don’t understand why they did this, yeah
they won’t give me no money to get out these ditches
so i gotta team up with the motherf*cking snitches
they always snitch on me, when we go rob the bank to get the money
but it never works, really, i’ve been to jail like three times this week
but, wait, nah, i blame this van
this sh*t is so slow, no v8 engine
maybe if i had a mansion and some money i wouldn’t have done this, yeah
[chorus] (bigg romney)
b*tch i live in a rv, and we gonna go to arby’s
we got no stove, and we got no home
we’re traveling through oklahoma, this sh*t is van life
life, life, van life, life, life
the kids got no room to eat, even though we got a master suite
it’s van life, van, van life

- fukers lyrics

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