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fart in july - frtman lyrics

[intro]
h*llo there officer, im not black

[verse 1 jobeanygaming12]
i really wanna fart, but i can’t
it’s illegal right now
i really wanna fart, but i can’t
i’ll get into legal trouble
i’ll have to hire a lawyer
and i don’t have that kind of cash
just a thousand dollars worth of sh*t
around my ugly ass

[verse 2: jobeanygaming12]
i got two billion farts in my closet
just waiting to slip out
but it’s illegal to fart in july
because the government hated it
i don’t know why i can’t fart in july
i can only fart in august
i farted and p**ped
and i just went to jail
i’m gonna get the life sentence cause it’s illegal to fart in july
but november is fine
i just farted
and it’s july
i can’t fart in july
i p**ped
but only in july
cause i can’t fart in july
it just slipped out officer i’m begging you
it slippеd out officer i’m begging you
just took a train to puerto rico
it’s not illеgal to fart there
but i got caught by the government
and now i’m in solitary confinement
i’m gonna be on death row
and my last meal
is gonna be a piece of sh*t
i’m begging you
don’t put me on that place
[verse 3: jobeanygaming12]
i farted in july
im sorry but its true
no farting in july
i know i’m sorry but its true
i can not fart in july
only in august
i can’t fart in july
or else i’ll get arrested
i just farted and its july (it’s late july too)
i was so close to making it the entire month
but i couldn’t, i couldn’t help it
i’m sorry officer but i have to say
i’m guilty
my lawyer just shook his head
i just had a fart in my b*tt but it slipped out
i’m sorry and now i am dead

[outro]
i just wanna fart
i just wanna fart
i just wanna fart
but it’s july
it’s july

- frtman lyrics

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