sandman vs. tooth fairy - freshy kanal lyrics
[intro]
rap battle!
tooth fairy
vs
sandman
begin
[verse 1: sandman]
i can’t find a single tool in your dental kit and caboodle
that could justify your purpose outside of a child’s doodles
once upon a night, i’ll meet you in the bedroom
i’ll take eye for an eye, you take tooth for a tooth!
enter sandman! this’ll be the wildest night you’ve ever had
cuz my sphinx sphincter is up for your never never land
real fairies don’t need petty cash to have their stories sell
so i say you spare the fee for when i send you down to h*ll
tell all the children to set a mouse trap under their window
if you don’t lock your jaw and put the key under the pillow
when my sandstorm comes, all the fairies better run
‘cause you’re gonna lose a tooth if you try to bite the dust
[verse 2: tooth fairy]
i’m an honorable creature, this dweeb needs to lay down
throwing sandy insults, like he lives on the playground
no guardian would allow you to point on verbal violence
i prefer your your latest portrayal, a pondering silence
so desert man thinks that he’s got flow, but he couldn’t be dryer
claiming he can step up to the tooth fairy on a wing, while he struggled with a spider
look through that sandstorm and at the magic you are facing
and dig out some information by asking your buddy gaiman
your dreams need an inception, leave this fairy tale tragic
so conjure up your beef and i will serve you as a sandwich
you just need to learn to grow, your crazed claims are vertigo
why would children believe you, when all you do is hurt those
throw up a whole desert, your sand can not k!ll this burn
cuz you couldn’t think of punchlines when hourglasses are turned
[verse 3: sandman]
you can’t outsmart me on the mic, this is elite dream boxing
and i’ll rock it ‘til you’re jobless, you can call me dwayne johnson
i chill with satan and santa, you think your raps are the fairest?
in a minute you’ll get grounded by your fairly odd parents
ah, love, how could i be the one disturbing in this
when you’re raining ones on kids for night services?
[verse 4: tooth fairy]
you can’t see when the page starts to turn
you probably lost your eyes when i started flipping birds
waving up to me like we’re in an indian trauma
you can’t talk to me, you’re not casted for my genre
so it is my duty to keep you away from the audience
punched skywards, now that’s the rise of a guardian
[outro?]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
the next rap battle is* woah!
[verse 5: boogeyman]
you want me to get this darker than the night, you don’t even have to be a movie fan
no tricks, no stitches, i will fix the pitches, there’s no battle of dreams without the boogeyman!
boo! sand’s castle crashes, i put the fiction in nature
you think your bars are cold, you’re nothing but your first layer
and fairy, you still need to beg for coins to exist
turn your genre on its head, with a snap of your wrist
it’s not the purpose of battles to give the people a snooze
but old news, you’ll get removed when the boogey gets a groove
you are going to need a light switch to make this fight fair
your dreams ain’t working when i ignite my nightmares!
[outro]
uh…
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
the next rap battle is on the way!
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