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garden gnome vs cymbal chimp - freshy kanal lyrics

garden gnome
verse 1

i keep the lawn in order while you’re chilling in the armchair
i’ve seen a lotta gardens but you got that thousand yard stare
a dunham puppet dud* i’m the g*gnome from the projects
only got you out of storage to ream holes in your cobwebs

king put you on the shelf, chilled with stephen for a minute
then he knocked you off the perch, now you’re sleeping with the fishes
tried to creep in with your demons but the teens ain’t superstitious
you’re a birthday gift for kids and on the flea market by christmas
keep the bl!ck up on my poarch cuz this ain’t build a b*tch
pulled together by some stitches, you’re built to be a snitch
i can see your fear is building, i’m sprinting for the whip
cuz i know this chimp will throw when he’s been sh*tting some bricks

cymbal chimp
verse 1

pull up on your block, leave your fence riddled
i’mma bang your mom, that’s a s*x cymbal
her and i converge behind the curtains while you work at night
gardening activities* you would say she’s fertilized
early fight, i work the mic by flashing all these pearly whites
to show something disturbing might occur to this suburbanite

had all this time and your fashion sense is still hideous
i know i like hi hats but this is getting ridiculous
b*tch you look like someone dropped a snow cone on an old man
i’ll grip the metal put it to your gnome dome with both hands

if you’re looking for a juliet she’s probably far from home
this gnomeo ain’t making em wet* he got no garden hoes
ragged bearded outside cat smelling like garlic cloves
you’ve been barring in the garden way too long, you artichoked

garden gnome
verse 2

my sales are as high as your confidence isn’t
got those aardman t**th and you’re not even british
i’ll f*ck you up in your haunted ass prison and tell the warrens i did it
give this conjuring chimp a conjugal visit

don’t run up in my subdivision
or i’mma hit you with something vicious
the urban jungle ain’t monkey business
what i spin turns gold like rumpelstilzchen

so whyn’t you pick up a rusty cymbal
with your tippy toes, kick the bucket with it
if you come to visit, i’mma kick your ass back
to the factory where your b*tt was printed

cymbal chimp
verse 2

actually i just got back, said hi to your replacement
and the hundred thousand more that they had tied up in the bas*m*nt
if you think that i’m generic, careful who you turn that lamp on
maybe talk to those flamingos if you need a leg to stand on
ask me to stop torturing this small corpulent lawn ornament
i’m not bored of it yet* you tried to be don porcelain, stopped short of it
i drop choruses, shots swarming in* monkey bars so you’re falling off
sorry that i murdered doofenshmirtz before his b*lls had dropped

- freshy kanal lyrics

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