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captain marvel vs shazam - freshy kanal lyrics

[intro]
bonus battle
carol danvers
vs
billy batson
begin!

[billy batson]
fighting a social wreck doesn’t seem like it’s that fun
but if you’re messing with batson, better step up to the bat, son
you started one battle and split the piece down the middle
but ask ulysses if he sees that this war ain’t civil
if there’s someone you should marvel, you don’t have to look far
this b*tterfly’s floating in? guess i’m not seeing stars
your dignity ain’t bulletproof, you’re gullible, that’s all
you went from g.i. joe into captain barbie*doll! (oh!)
i’m cold news, like thor’s weather clan
so don’t mind if i steal the thunder*
shazam!

[shazam]
this melee’s critical, tell thanos to craft your tomb
why trying to beat enemies when you push ’em out your womb
sp*ce awaits a tragedy if they push you to knock ’em
you’re the security of nasa?
houston, we’ve got a problem

[captain marvel]
before i save the world from snapping into grainy bits
i’m being sent here on a mission just for me to babysit?
a sp*nky little orphan go and gets some magic mettled
i know my name is carol, but what’s this, a christmas special?
you’ll be bursting into flames if you are messing with the cap
telling me shazam’s your name? we get more help with the app
you get possessed in your quests, i double what this loser can
you’re a bent clark kent, barely half a’ superman!
compared to goose, you are the bigger copycat
stole your name right off of me, then your logo off of flash
you got your suit from the wizard, and your whole comic from dc
i’ve crushed skrulls before, i wouldn’t let a clone beat me

[shazam]
i’ll take all of danvers’ raps and bat them back at ya!
speaking of look*a*likes i’ll cook you back like black adam
your fights don’t make it better, you gotta get it in your head
revenge or not, your boyfriend is and will stay dead
but i’m sure you’re finding plenty of ways to forget that
you emptied out so many bottles guess that’s why they call you cap!

[captain marvel]
your sister turned evil, but you’re the one they changed to fill their wallets
squeezed a cheesy schtick so money trickles from their fawcet
your writers started off a n*z*, you really think you mean well
but before you’d shout shazam, you were screaming sieg heil!
like injustice, you’ll be getting hushed and murdered by your hero
i don’t have to be binary to know you’re nothing but zeroes
ask the comic fans, everything that matters are the scores
you’ve been stomped out, just like my movie will do to yours

- freshy kanal lyrics

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