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to keep my love alive - frederica von stade lyrics

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[intro]
i’ve been married and married
and often i’ve sighed
i’m never a bridesmaid
i’m always the bride
i never divorced them
i hadn’t the heart
yet remember these sweet words
“’til death do us part”

[verse 1]
i’ve married many men, a ton of them
and yet i was untrue to none of them
because i bumped off every one of them
to keep my love alive

[verse 2]
sir paul was frail, he looked a wreck to me
at night he was a horse’s neck to me
so i performed an appendectomy
to keep my love alive

[bridge]
sir thomas had insomnia
he couldn’t sleep at night
i bought a little *rs*nic
he’s sleeping now all right
[verse 3]
sir philip played the harp, i cussed the thing
i crowned him with his harp to bust the thing
and now he plays where harps are just the thing
to keep my love alive
to keep my love alive

[verse 4]
sir ethelbert would use profanity
his language drove me near insanity
so once again i served humanity
to keep my love alive

[verse 5]
sir curtis made me cook each dish he ate
and everything his heart could wish he ate
until i fiddled with a fish he ate
to keep my love alive

[bridge]
sir marmaduke was awfully tall
he didn’t fit in bed
i solved that problem easily
i just removed his head

[verse 6]
sir marc adored me with formality
he called a kiss an immorality
and so i gave him immortality
to keep my love alive
to keep my love alive

- frederica von stade lyrics

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