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pencil neck geek (extended version) - freddie blassie lyrics

[verse 1]
back when i was a kid, life was going swell
’til something happened, blew every thing to h-ll
that night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak
said “a woman up the block just gave birth to a geek.”
mom said, “sell it to the circus, what the heck!”
dad said, “nope, this one’s a pencil neck
and if there’s one thing lower than a sideshow freak
it’s a grit eatin’, sc-m suckin’, pencil neck geek.”

[pre-chorus]
you see, if you take a pencil, that won’t hold lead
looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head
add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks
you got yourself a grit eatin’, pencil neck geek

[chorus]
pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak
sc-m suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique
he’s a one man, no good, losing streak
nothin’ but a pencil neck geek

[verse 2]
soon, the geeks were poppin’ up all over town
you couldn’t hardly sneeze without knockin’ one down
after a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick
just reach for a geek – they’ll do the trick
one day we cut one up for fish bait
learned our lesson just a little bit late
soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red
next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead

[chorus]
pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak
sc-m suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique
he’s a one man, no good, losing streak
nothin’ but a pencil neck geek

[verse 3]
most any night you know where i can be found
yeah, stomping some geek’s head into the ground
so keep the faith, ’cause in bl-ssie you can trust
i won’t give up ’til the last geek bites the dust

[chorus]
pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak
sc-m suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique
he’s a one man, no good, losing streak
nothin’ but a pencil neck geek

[outro]
they say, “these geeks come a dime a dozen.”
i’m lookin’ for the guy who’s supplin’ the dimes
it’s gonna be real hard times for all of these
grit eatin’, sc-m suckin’
boot l!ckin’, drop kickin’
gut grindin’, nail bitin’
glue sniffin’, scab pickin’
b-tt scratchin’, egg hatchin’
sleazy, smelly, pepper bellied
dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin’, freaks!
nothing but a pencil neck geek
pencil neck geek
pencil neck geek
pencil neck geek…

[studio dialogue: bl-ssie, geek engineer & third person]
– okay
– uh, not too shabby mr. bl-ssie, let’s uh… go for one more
– hey, i’m bl-ssie!
– right, i-i realize that. i just though perhaps we could improve on, uh… another take, uh…
– you know something, engineer?
– yeah?
– i’ve been wondering about you all afternoon
– yeah? um…
– here it is, the middle of summer, and you’re sittin’ there with a thick collar all the way up your chin
– yeah, i realize, but um…
– i wonder…
[knocking on the door]
– here, let’s take a good look at you
i knew it, i knew it, i knew it!
[tumbling and choking sounds]
– hey, watch it! fred, fred…
– watch it, fred, that cord is 10,000 volts!
– let’s plug you in, and see how you like it!
– oh no…
[electrocuting sounds, accompanied by maniacal laughter]
– look at him go, ha-ha-ha! come on geek, boogie!
nothing but a pencil neck geek…

- freddie blassie lyrics

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