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you were speeding - frantics lyrics

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you were speeding lyrics
officer: excuse me, sir, would you mind getting out of your train of thought?

thinker: what?

officer: where’s the big idea, sir?

thinker: oh, i’m sorry, officer, i don’t understand. i was thinking

officer: yeah, your mind was wandering all over the place. may i see your degree, please?

thinker: yeah, sure. here

officer: take it out of the frame

thinker: sorry. it’s a community college learner’s permit

officer: you need a ba to drive this idea home

thinker: oh, i must’ve been lateral thinking and not realized it

officer: uh*huh

thinker: see, i had to think fast to get around that mental block back there, and i didn’t notice the limits

officer: this degree’s expired. i oughta throw the encyclopedia at you
thinker: why? is this a controlled thought zone?

officer: yes, it is, sir. see the sign?

thinker: “school.” i guess i was letting my thoughts wander all over the avenue of consideration

officer: uh*huh. you almost collided with established dogma back at those presumptions

thinker: i wasn’t thinking straight

officer: i see. have you been drinking, sir?

thinker: a couple of beers, but i’m not illogical

officer: well, i should stop your thought process right now, but i’m gonna give you a ticket for quick thinking

thinker: that’s three points off my iq!

officer: and the fine is a penny for your thoughts

thinker: i’ll get back into the flow of normal thought, officer

officer: mm*hmm. you go straight to your inevitable conclusion; it’s forgone, you can’t miss it

thinker: yes
officer: you understand?

thinker: yes, thank you very much, officer

officer: okay, off with you. [engine turns over] kids. too d*mn smart for their own good

- frantics lyrics

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