what kind of girl do you think we are? [philly '76] - frank zappa lyrics
fz:
what’s a girl like you
doin’ in a place like this?
what, do you hang out in hockey rinks? what is it?
bianca:
well . .
fz:
what is it with you?
bianca:
i left my place after midnight
fz:
sure you did
bianca:
and i came to this hall
me and my girlfriend came here
fz:
me too
bianca:
lookin’ to ball
fz:
well, you came to the right place
this is it
this is the swingin’-est place
in all of philadelphia
chorus:
no shit!
bianca:
how true that is!
fz:
how true indeed
bianca:
me and my girlfriend came here
looking for the
hot romance we need
fz:
right!
bianca:
we like to get it on—
do you like, do you like to get it on, too? yeah, baby
fz:
well now, what did you have in mind?
bianca:
well i get off bein’ juked
with a baby octopus
fz:
yeah!
bianca:
and spewed upon with creamed corn . .
while my girlfriend digs it
with a wide mouth gatorade bottle
fz:
nice
bianca:
while someone in the background could be screamin’, you know what i mean . .
fz:
working the wall
chorus:
corks ‘n safeties
pigs ‘n donkeys
punky meadows
steven tyler!
fz:
that gets me so hot
i could scream
chorus:
punky meadows, steven tyler!
fz:
oh, boy
chorus:
punky meadows, steven tyler!
fz:
you know you and your girlfriend sound really far out and groovy
ever been to a holiday inn?
yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . .
magic fingers in the bed
with a wall-mounted tv screen
([…] on the eleven o’clock news)
coffee-host plugged into the bathroom wall
formica is really keen!
bianca:
aw, what kind of girl?
chorus:
what kind of girl do you think she are?
bianca:
aw, what kind of girl?
chorus:
what kind of girl do you think she are?
bianca:
i ain’t no groupie
chorus:
don’t call her groupie
that is going too far
bianca:
hey, what kind of girl?
chorus:
she wouldn’t ball you
just because you’re a star
bianca:
no, no. no, no, no, no, no, no
fz:
let me tell you the truth, this girl wouldn’t let just anybody
spew on her vital parts, no no!
she wants a guy from a group
with a big hit single in the charts!
funny i should mention it
our new single made the charts this week
with a bullet!
with a bullet!
with a bullet!
just let me readjust my necktie right now
and i will show you how, yes indeed!
a young girl such as you
might be thrilled and
overwhelmed by me
bianca:
what hotel did you say you were staying at?
fz:
oh, should i really tell you? i mean
do you wanna split right away?
bianca:
well, uh . . . not so fast, you silly boy . .
fz:
oh, no, no, no, no . .
bianca:
you see, there’s something i have to say . .
chorus:
she wants a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
she wants a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
she wants a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
she wants a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
and if his d-ck is a monster
if his d-ck is a monster
if his d-ck is a monster
they will give him their hearts
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